Benji Aflalo, writer for The Burn, discusses getting a writers gig for the Stern Show

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  1. SleepingWarrior

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    At the 1:44:30 mark the discussion begins about him submitting jokes to the show and getting hired, not getting paid much but it being more of a credit thing. The Benji guy is at the end of the long table. Discussion only lasts for about 2 minutes.

    http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/31700079
     
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    Howard doesn't pay for submitted jokes he says. Tell me something I don't know . . . :D
     
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    wow this explains those kick-ass monologues and brilliant non-sequiturs of his even more. :facepalm:
     
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    why doesnt he just hire jackie
     
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    this douche doesn't mind not getting paid to submit his work, it's an honor and a privilege to have a testosterone-deprived wig-wearing old lady to read your jokes where no one will hear them.
     
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    What kind of name is that?
     
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    maybe he's related to Fla Fla Flunkie, too.



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    How do you get credit for these jokes? It's not like there's a list at the end of the show. Cheap Howard...
     
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    How the fuck did you make it to the 1:44 mark?? :bug:
     
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    You get what you pay for? Did you know that? :dontknow:
     
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    I listen to it live when I am stoned and nothing else is on. Don't catch most of em but happened to be listening that night and the other thread about the redhead woman jogged my memory of hearing it.
     
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    What's funny is that the people who are actually paid, credited writers can't get work outside of the show. Jackie's career flat-lined when he quit and Benjy will be SOL the day Howard retires. So being an unpaid writer who submits jokes doesn't mean shit to anybody.

    Where's the honor in writing jokes that you can't get paid for? This guy doesn't even sound like he's a fan. Where's the honor in being used, ignored and not compensated? :scratch: That's so weirdo to me.

    He wasn't even offered a free Sirius subscription. This douche bag is now literally paying $13 a month to write jokes for Howard. :jj:
     
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    Background noise when you're high. OK, I kind of get that.
     
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    Sounds like an Israeli name. :c
     
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    greedy lazy liar never disappoints...:jj:

    Stern has people write topical jokes.
    The only problem is he holds them to long and is reading jokes about news events that had evolved since the joke was written.

    So this dude gets paid (poorly) per joke??
     
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    I dunno, one of the other guys sitting on the right seems to be on the verge of saying its a job Stern was looking to fill.
     
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    He said he gets paid "poorly". And who told him they used his jokes.. Howard? Howard called him? Wow...

    And he said he doesn't listen to the show or know any of the characters... seems like a weird person to hire for the show. Wouldn't you need a Stern fan???
    Who knows...


    oh yeah

    [video]http://howardstern.com/profiles/beth-stern[/video]
     
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    Maybe Stern will invent a live interactive chat room with fans and let them assist with the funny.....steve from bayshore....:jj:
     
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    Mildred from Manhattan could write funnier jokes.
     
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    :yay: