I believe this is word for word what he said just before Elisa called in. If you didn't hear the show, I recommend you listen to see what a cunt he is. He is now the staff member I hate the most, but I digress. Huge swollen head. About 3 heads tall. Short No muscle tone No jaw Fat body Massive amounts of fat under chin Eyes that are too big. Pale Blotchy skin Huge forehead Almost completely bald and all gray Chicklet teeth Nose too small for his face Deformed ears Almost no eyebrows Hooding of eyelids Large chin Lower face is too big Eyes too close together Gray dull complexion Face is too wide If he is so happy with his appearance, why did he grow a huge beard that covered most of his face, was wearing mascara, concealer with glitter and blush, a huge wig that covered the sides of his huge face, a large hat that covered his balding, forehead and shadows his face, wore large high heals to disguise his short stature and huge head, and dyed his gray beard dark black?