Benji.... "My girl is not a whore"

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    So today the vortex aka Beji was quick to shout that his girl has not had sex with him because she is not a whore.... (benji logic)

    How long did it take Matt Dillon to make a whore out of Elisa?
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    How long did it take for Vin Diesel to make a whore out f Elisa?
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    How long did it take for Ethan Hawk to make a whore out of Elisa?
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    How long will it take Benji to process the fact his girl is a whore for other guys and not him?
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    Bonus question at what point does he realize that all the guys she has fucked do not have facial hair and that his girl is just trying to hide his face??

    everyone please sing along with this song.... one of these things is not like the other....

     
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  2. PI Nate

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    Nice!
     
  3. Mr Ed

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    Of course she's a whore. But she's out of Benshe's price league and doesn't bother telling him her price, 'cause she knows he can't afford it.

    The only part of Benshee she'll blow is his budget.
     
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    She's a star fucker...not a Benjy banger
     
  5. chapped

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  6. MarblesMalone

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    The whole Benji and this whore schtick is boring to me. Pretty much like most things on the shit current Stern show.
     
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    jeton told me, vin diesel has a huge cock
     
  8. chapped

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    well for benjis sake lets hope he doesn't suffer from the curse of the hebrew or else its going to be like throwing a hot dog off the grand canyon
     
  9. MissKitty

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    Vin Diesel is bald so why does she make Benji wear a hat??
     
  10. chapped

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    very true... vin has zero hair on his head.. but then again vin doesn't look like benji
     
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    she's not a whore

    nobody paid her anything.
     
  12. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    benji said that she is not a whore because she has not fucked him yet....once again benji logic
     
  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    if he has to defend her not being a whore, she's a whore.
     
  14. Hamptons Ranger

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    She's worse than a whore. She gives nothing in return.
     
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    if it walks like a duck

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  16. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i bet the famous guys she dated treated her like a pirate hooker
     
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    you know, I actually think benjy is funny, but this particular shtick coma he is in is just dumb and grating.....it is time to let it go benjy go crash a news confrence again or something ....
     
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    What he is saying is...Beth is a whore who gave up the pussy to Howard in the bathroom when they met, before their first date.
     
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    but to be fair to beth, she thought that Howard was the guy with the check for dinner and thats how she use to pay for extra cheese on her whopper
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    I don't know if she's a whore or not, all I know is that if she doesn't have a script for Valtrex already, she probably gonna get one in the near future.