Stern Show Benji or Ralph?

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  1. fan22

    fan22 Well-Known Member

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    Who do you dislike more and why?
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    benjy, at least Ralph has a real opinion on stuff
     
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    I don't hate anybody. I do wish Jackie was in the Jackie chair though. I'd like to talk to Ralph about Howard. He must know where all the bodies are buried.
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Benji represents everything that is wrong with the "evolved" stern show.

    He also has a gold digging whore, that is why Stern can relate to him.

    Unfunny asshole

    Ralph is also annoying, he is just not on enough to care
     
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    Definitely Benjy. One of the most unfunny people on the planet.
     
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    Benjy. He's a moron.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Like them both but Benji hasnt done anything good in a few years.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    You really like them both?

    :scratch:
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Ralph seems like the most untrustworthy person on the planet and he is a rent boy. Don't care if a man is gay but Ralph sells his hind quarters for rent.

    Now onto disgrace to humanity Benji. I think I hate him more as he seems deviant to the point of disgust and would do anything I MEAN ANYTHING for publicity. Benji is disliked more by two and a half Beefus horse lengths.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    fantastic thread BTW good job dude
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Did like Benji. Not now though.
    Ralph's geektime show was way better tha Howards and he was a better interviewer than Howard.
    Hence howard couldnt stand that and axed the show.
     
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    benjy. what a little prick
     
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    Benjy, he is supposed to be there because he's funny or something, but he's not, he's never made good radio, just an annoying personna. Howard took him in like a rescue dog and just never released him, just too cheap to hire good comedy people. Ralph has never really bothered me, he's been part of some funny radio that I remember(haven't listened in awhile) the "little fag Ralph" song by Andy dick is what I remember most.
     
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    Benjy only because he introduced us to his no talent no career nagging girlfriend
     
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    Benjy keeps testing Howard that part of him i like other than that NOT FUNNY NEVER WAS FUNNY
     
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    Ralph is amoral. Benji's flaw is that he is unfunny. You can live with unfunny
     
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    Like them both. Love that Ralph annoys people so much.
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out how Ralph lives day to day. He must have some kind of public support at least low income housing.

    How much money could Howard pay him to dress him 1 day a week.
     
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    Benjy.

    He has been integrated into the show more than Ralph just due to his being in the studio on a daily basis.

    The other thing that pisses me off about Benjy is that he was brought in - unbeknownst to Jackie - to be groomed by JACKIE to take over for JACKIE. It was a real dirtbag move to have Benjy in the studio as a "writer" or what ever his official title was in the late 90's while your head writer is still there and writing your best-delivered jokes. I still don't think that Howard realizes (due to ego I'm sure) that Jackie was the real heartbeat of the show with those retarded one-liners. You knew what lines were Jackie and what Howard was doing when he was winging it.

    The real heart of the matter is the the guy just isn't funny and it makes me really think about why I found Howard funny all these years (until 2007ish) when he finds people like Benjy and Sal funny. The line should have been much more clear cut to the funny-factor, kinda like you want Howard to hang out with people that are clever and funny - which Benjy isn't.

    Then it leads me to think and remember that Howard likes to be the hot girl in the room ALL the time, constantly surrounding himself with the girls that are not only NOT hot, but also just flat out pigs. He feels THAT insecure about himself and I guess you have to prove to everyone why it is that you make $90 million a year. You can't have funnier people in your room than you. So there you have it - hey Benjy, YOU GET A JOB.

    He's a douche.