@@@ Benjy + Elisa to interview Howard @@@

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ElRexican, Dec 11, 2014.

  1. ElRexican

    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've posted this idea before but it's very important in the world of mathematics and Stern:

    The Benjy-Schwartz inequality


    Benjy = Vortex

    Elisa "Jordana" Schwartz = Vortex

    Benjy + Elisa = Vortex + Vortex = 2 * Vortex = DoubleVortex

    however

    Benjy + Elisa > DoubleVortex

    q.e.d.

    (analogous to the Cauchy–Schwarz inequality in theoretical mathematics)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauchy–Schwarz_inequality

    :mexican:
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Makes perfect sense to me.
     
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    let's redo the math
     
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    Can't stomach those two ugh
     
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    Pretty funny how they're trying to pretend listeners are all excited about this interview. Just like when they claimed there was a huge buzz about the B-Day Bash when they were the only ones talking about it.
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Did you feel any remorse when you heard Dana Plato had killed herself?
     
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    This is the first I am hearing about any of this.....Benjy got nothing out of Beth...so now he and Elisa are going to get nothing out of Howard?
     
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    Imus O Sternsky VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why only two? Which one isn't an asshole and worth listening to?
     
  9. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    It is a perfect set up for Howard. Anytime Benjy asks any question that is remotely something we would want to hear an answer to, he can drudge up the who Benjy/Elisa vortex to avoid answering.
     
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    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    Half of a vortex ring looks like a double vortex. :grad:

     
  11. blindbella

    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    Geez, I actually understand this.
    I edit these types of articles for a living.