Benjy or Shuli? the answer is................................................ .....

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    if u had to choose

    it's benjy
     
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  2. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    A bullet to the brain.....And a friend standing by to shoot the second one to make sure...........
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    well they both suck of course!!! but i'm saying if u had to choose ...shuli is not fun nor funny
     
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    Death!....by Bunga-Bunga.
     
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    DUDE!!!!!! I've been killing with that joke for years.........Great at parties full of drunks
     
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    So glad that the talk of Shuli taking over the Artie chair faded away a long while ago. He's the kiss of radio death.

    Granted, Benjy's a big weirdo, but Howchie will just turn off his mike and ignore him. Funny that he's never done that to Shuli when he's been in the studio warbling on about some nonsense.
     
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  7. Chimney Portions

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    I said this in the listening thread, but if Shuli sits in studio, I'm, done. For good. Howard's never seen Shuli's stand up, never heard him on Jay Thomas or Miserable Men. If he's willing to pick a familiar stranger as his head joke writer, he's telling his listeners to all go fuck themselves.

    Shuli came in dead last in in the WSJ'J Contest and Wolfie is an unfunny bore who does nothing but ask nerds and retards a bunch of Stuttering John questions. The fact that Howard would pick either of them to write for him speaks volumes.

    The King of All Media is thinking of using the guy who came up with, "Shalom, bitch" as his Jackie. What a fucking joke.
     
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    I wonder if Howard painted himself into a corner. After practically declaring that Shuli will sit in next week, can he really back out? Towards the end of the WUS Shuli sheepishly asked Gary if he thought Howard will keep his word and Gary left it wide open.

    Can you think of a more unfunny, undeserving person to fill that chair??
     
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    Benjy because he make the show worse and less funny. Whatever contributes to Howwigs downfall the better.
     
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    Nope.

    Many of the Saloon posters could do a much better job than that attention-starved hack.
     
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    My hope is that Howard does, in fact, give Shuli the job. But Howard can't then share his top writer with some nobody like Jay Thomas! So Howard would have to keep Shuli all to himself...thus making the JT Wednesday and Friday shows listenable again. :evil:
     
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    shuli even looks like a stupid asshole...
     
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    This is because Howard thinks his farts smell great, and that he is hot to everyone.
     
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    This is the only acceptable answer. :c
     
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    Haven't listened in awhile but I choose Benjy.

    Not because of his writing skills as his humor doesn't translate well through Howard. Whereas Jackie's wisecracks, insults, and one liners worked well, Benjy's abstract observational commentary doesn't.

    I do like when he speaks up on the air, performs public stunts (the wiener press conference was one of the few Stern show highlights of 2011), upsets, annoys, antagonizes and argues with Howard. Plus his mockery of Howard with the girlfriend is great. For these reasons Benji should be kept and allowed to disrupt the show even more
     
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    that is fucking brilliant spin! :dropjaw:



    Wiggy needs to hire you ASAP!
     
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    I think Sal is the clear choice, but I think Howard is scared that he might actually be funny. Sal wrote jokes that Artie used in roasts. Real roasts. He can clearly write jokes for Howard. There's no doubt about it. But Howard can't control Sal and I don't think he has any respect for him.

    To me, the Shuli thing seems almost like hitting on the fat, ugly girl at a party to make your girlfriend a bit jealous after a fight.

    I love that Shuli is a scumbag enough to pander for Benjy's job live on the WUS. Tactless piece of shit that he is.
     
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    Truth!
     
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  20. ShutupMoron

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    Welcome to the real world of business. The two best ways to get your bosses job are to either get him fired or promoted. Promoted is preferred unless you're not well liked. Then it's game on to get his ass fired and take his job.
     
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