Benjy putting anti-Beth words into Howard's mouth

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  1. Mr Ed

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    Benshe is definitely pissed at Howard & Beth. Or, at the least, he's being subtle.

    Benshe has been working "classic" anti-Bethman words into the text of rants he gives to Howard. On Wednesday's show, Benshe wrote a rant for Howard concerning Paris Hilton's "Drunk Text" song.


    1:00 "It's as vapid as... like it's just how vapid her life is. She went out to the club the other night. Stop with the club, already. Get a life. Read a book. If I was [sic.] her, it'd be like, "I want to shock everyone. I'm gonna read like five books and when I go on talks shows, I'll talk about shit I read and people will be blown out." This behavior would be equally outrageous if Howard did it.

    1:40 "You know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick." First indication that Benshe has been lurking on the Stern sites, as there was a bit of a blow up over this a little over a month ago. Even though the joke is ancient, Benshe saw the reaction it got and cribbed it. It's a heads up that this bit is likely to contain more from online.

    2:00 "How about, 'I was going out the other day to do some work for charity.'" Howard suggesting that Paris do less clubbing and more shilling for dot orgs like NSALA.

    2:10 "Listen to this vapid life." The third "Vapid" within 90 seconds. "Vapid" is the #1 word associated with Beth. Thanks for confirming that you steal from the Internet, Benshe.

    11:16 Howard continues to read the lines Benshe wrote: "I'm such a vapid, dumb cunt. And I look like a lazy eye'd Barbie." Um, Howard? Benshe is describing your wife, not Paris Hilton.




    3:45 "Most guys will overlook the fact that I'm vapid, because my body's pretty good."
    5:30 "Maybe my head is empty, but at least my stomach is, too."

    These lines apply more to Beffie than to Paris. Wake Up Howard.

    Good Job, Benshe.
     
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  2. Chimney Portions

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    Honestly, I couldn't help but think the same damn thing when I heard that live.
     
  3. Trophy Knife

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    Attention-whoring at glitzy NSAL events is no different from attention-whoring in a club. Howchie is so deluded.

    Guess "wonky-eyed" would have been a little too obvious, even to Howchie.

    I was futzing around in the kitchen and only half-listening when I heard this. At first I thought that Howard had grown a pair and was reading a snarky article about Beth, after which he would go ballistic.

    Nice work, Benjy -- at this point, you're the only reason to listen to the show -- seriously.
     
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    You've nailed it Ed. I caught on to this too ;)
     
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    Howard's gotta a lot of nerve calling other people "vapid". Old man, look at your life, you're a lot like Pariissssss.
     
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  7. Mr Ed

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    "I see Apple, and he looks scared."

    Apparently, Apple rates a costume change.

    In the second pic, Bethman is wearing the same "off the shoulder sweat shirt" as in the recent Leon Bear pic, although we've seen that "skull hat" a few months ago.

    I wonder how old these pictures really are? August?
     
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    i don't know, i was just looking through her twitpics to see if there were any good ones
     
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    "Lazy-eyed Barbie" gave it away for me. It was like it was written by one of us.
     
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    I think I saw that "skull hat" at Hot Topic when I was shopping with my 12 year old. :doh: 40 is bit old for that look.
     
  11. Mr Ed

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    Unless you're Ronnie. He has a thing for skulls.

    Thinking about it further, exactly who is the target market group?!? The skull is typically purchased by those younger than 40 (exception: you're in Mexico and it's Dia de los Muertos [Day of the Dead]), while the style of hat is sold to people older than 40.

    Sales-wise, we're talking two non intersecting circles, or a Venn Diagram whose solution is the null set.

    Guess that makes Beth O, "Beth 0." ((Maybe "Beth 0.0" ?) She's a null.

    "Nuthin' says barren, like nuthin' in the oven."
     
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    Everyday is dress-up for Wonky-eyed Barbie!
     
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    Do we really want these two to procreate? Seriously?
     
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    When is Beth going to release an album? Howard is just jealous.
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...when howard was married to alison he use to collect skulls so maybe beth thinks shes appealing to howard cause "i like skulls too"!. somebody should slap that hat off her head. and yeah i noticed it too during the paris rant, i was thinking god howard the same could be said for beth.
     
  16. Mr Ed

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    I'm a Barbie girl,
    In a Barbie world.
    Life is crazy,
    When your eye is lazy.


    C'mon Barbie, let's go Party!
    (Whoot! Whoot!)
     
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    Howard mentioned once that they "dress for dinner" (that must be hilarious) when they have meals at home, obviously Beth can't find enough excuses to play dress-up. She really is stuck in a pre-adolescent time warp, I'm starting to believe the theory that it's due to a traumatic event in her childhood. I've never seen a normal 40 year old woman wear childish hats and outfits in public and talk like a "valley girl" the way Beth does.
     
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    ...how pretentious that they dress for dinner. all this time ive been thinking that home is a place to relax. howie walks on eggshells i guarantee it.
     
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    Is Benji still wearing wigs? If so, please let him get something that is really close to Howard's wig. It would be the ultimate fuck you joke.