Benshe is definitely pissed at Howard & Beth. Or, at the least, he's being subtle. Benshe has been working "classic" anti-Bethman words into the text of rants he gives to Howard. On Wednesday's show, Benshe wrote a rant for Howard concerning Paris Hilton's "Drunk Text" song. 1:00 "It's as vapid as... like it's just how vapid her life is. She went out to the club the other night. Stop with the club, already. Get a life. Read a book. If I was [sic.] her, it'd be like, "I want to shock everyone. I'm gonna read like five books and when I go on talks shows, I'll talk about shit I read and people will be blown out." This behavior would be equally outrageous if Howard did it. 1:40 "You know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick." First indication that Benshe has been lurking on the Stern sites, as there was a bit of a blow up over this a little over a month ago. Even though the joke is ancient, Benshe saw the reaction it got and cribbed it. It's a heads up that this bit is likely to contain more from online. 2:00 "How about, 'I was going out the other day to do some work for charity.'" Howard suggesting that Paris do less clubbing and more shilling for dot orgs like NSALA. 2:10 "Listen to this vapid life." The third "Vapid" within 90 seconds. "Vapid" is the #1 word associated with Beth. Thanks for confirming that you steal from the Internet, Benshe. 11:16 Howard continues to read the lines Benshe wrote: "I'm such a vapid, dumb cunt. And I look like a lazy eye'd Barbie." Um, Howard? Benshe is describing your wife, not Paris Hilton. 3:45 "Most guys will overlook the fact that I'm vapid, because my body's pretty good." 5:30 "Maybe my head is empty, but at least my stomach is, too." These lines apply more to Beffie than to Paris. Wake Up Howard. Good Job, Benshe.