Entertainment Benny Muso Series: How long does it take you to fall asleep?

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  1. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    My GF is jealous of me and timed it last night.... I was asleep in two minutes and thirty seven seconds. Only thing I do faster is cum :jj:

    How about you?
     
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    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    The instant my head hits the pillow. But I wake up 3:00ish often.
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    It's wonderful isn't it? Not the waking up early part tho. Some people have trouble falling asleep. Not me. I love it. But regardless of if I'm working or not, I wake up by 7 every day.
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    @LawyerLarry never sleeps cause that would mean he's mortal.
    @ClintDagger sleeps but never with less than with two 10's.
    @ShutUpSitDown has figured out how to bypass the body's need for sleep.
    @EDDIEVRULZ passes out that's kinda like sleeping
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Usually takes about 5 minutes and I'm out.
     
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    Early to bed early to raise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.:grad:
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    How long does it take for the light to turn green?
     
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    20-30 mins most to all nights, I listen to podcasts to help. I have tried everything from sex to pills, It is what it is I can't get to sleep fast.
     
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    Thats funny:backlol:
     
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    Just can't sleep at night, so I switched to graveyard and sleep great during the day. Been on nights for 10 years.
    Don't own an alarm. Hate being woke up.

    About ready so call it a day right now.
    Only problem is, I never know what day it is.
     
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    I'd hate that! I like being up for the day.
     
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    Same here but can only sleep about 4 hours. So I have to take a daily beauty nap after lunch
    Trying to fall asleep inplies that you are still awake. A perfect "catch22".
     
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    Pretty quickly, usually, few minutes.

    Not a napper.

    Napping Fs up my night sleep, n I prefer to sleep at night.
     
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    Same here...except faster for both. :cheer:
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Idk how people can nap. If I take a 'nap' it'd turn into a whole night's sleep.
     
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    Yeah!!!

    I only "nap" if totally exhausted, then wake up, fall back asleep and am asleep for the night.

    I like a good night's sleep, not bits o day sleep.
     
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    According to mine......As soon as I settle......
    Hates me for it too.........
     
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    I have never successfully napped (since I can remember). I remember trying to take a nap after a late night once and I slept for ten hours.
     
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    Just for info, just woke up
    Still dazed.
    That's a solid 7 hours and no alarm.
     
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    I don't sleep anymore.