Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Henry Gale, Jun 19, 2012.
Hell let's go as small as JC Penny catologue model
HAL didnt fuck her
I got Kirsten Dunst to give me a dirty look once but that's it
i have also soiled Lucy Pinder
i pounded rupaul
Who did Hal nail?
Jennifer Love Hewitt walked by me and didnt even look me in the eye
She is making the BB rounds huh
Unless you are bill clinton... no
Oh wait really? In that case I've fucked about 3 models
I saw Heather Locklear once but she looked like a used up old rag so I didn't even try. Plus she's had Tommy's oversized cock and I didn't want her to laugh.
I shook Stacy keibler's hand..does that count as a handjob?
The kids panty section does not qualify
I got a blowjob from a SUNshine Girl once.
i looked at katy perry in a magazine. does that count?
it sure seems to HAL