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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Share em. If broads have a Bachelorette Party story to share, or one from werkin a Bachelor Party, feel free to join in.
     
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    wife is a whore Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Craziest Bachelor Party story I have was from when I was 18. An older buddy was getting married and had a bachelor party at a local gun club. Two whore lez dildo show and they would take care of the groom to be in front of the crowd. My buddy wanted nothing to do with it, so the plan was to get me drunk enough to let the whores rape me.

    My brothers in law and a couple of their buddies who were behind the bar and dosing every beer I got with Wild Turkey. They didn't need to, I would have been fine getting sucked and fucked in front of 30 dudes w/ just beer. Instead I was sloshed drunk and couldn't get wood. The whores worked tirelessly on my dick for quite some time, and kept smacking me in the face, like that would sober me up. They eventually gave up and let me eat some puss and work the dildos, until I got the hardest smack of the night while attempting to slip a finger in one of their assholes.

    While this was going on, a 16 y/o friend was going around, taking donations so he could get his first BJ. Only way guys would give him money was if he said he'd get it done in front of everyone. $60 later, the whores' wrangler gave them the high sign and they went over to tag team blow him. During the 35seconds he lasted, I sobered up enough to realized that I was sitting on the floor wearing nothing but a rubber and wool socks. I crawled around on the floor, looking for my clothes, and slowly got dressed.

    When I went to the bar for a beer, they told me about the Wild Turkey they had been dosing me with for most of the night. They were impressed I was still upright, because they did the same to the bride's narc who was at the party, and he already puked and passed out. 15 minutes later I was in the shithouse, pulling my dick out to piss and realized the rubber was still on me.

    Crazy fuckin night, that I got to relive a few times, when some of us were drinking at one guy's house and he threw in the VHS tape of the affair. Wish he would have made me a copy.
     
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    Worst bachelor party had nothing to do with the party, but a rotten molar. Something set it off and the pain was unbearable. Instead of being my pervy self in the VIP area of the strip joint, I was copping shitty blow so I could use a tooth pick to try and dab it in the nerve hole to numb it up.
     
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    nikki ziering was hot in the american pie 3 bachelor party

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    I find the bachelor party concept barbaric, but as usual WIAW makes the nastiest shit sound fun.
    Well almost anyway.
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    I went to like 40 bachelor parties, I was in a fraternity and in the span of like 3-4 years a ton of friends got married. None of them were ever that crazy, in fact I was one of the last guys to get married and we all agreed to just go on a golf trip for the weekend becuase frnakly we would have more fun than the drama of a bachelor party. I don’t know if guys even do them anymore
     
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    I have been to a lot of fucked up bachelor parties. The Italian ones are the best. Usually there is a lottery for the top whore, and the groom always wins. One time the groom refused, and his dad took the prize. Not sure if they bring it up at Thanksgiving dinner with the family.
     
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    Was it at the function room of a firehouse? All the raunchy NJ bachelor parties end up there.
     
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    In central Jersey, the best are at hunting clubs. There were a couple of good ones in the catering hall of a now shuttered bar.
     
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    I've been to more than my fair share of bachelor parties in Vegas.

    When my best friend was getting married we went to Vegas and did the usual pool, steakhouse, strip club routine.

    I got my friend passed out drunk and bought 2 hookers to get naked in his bed but NOT have sex with him. In the morning, they told him how great he was and that he was their best client ever. He thought he was God's gift to women anyway so he believed it.

    We let him think he had sex with them for a few days before his guilt was getting to him then we told him nothing happened.

    He divorced his wife 8 years later and wishes he had those hookers now.
     
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    One party I was at, they got a donkey so the stripper could have sex with it. But the donkey ate all the pills and snorted all the coke and died of a heart attack. We ended up having to carry the dead donkey out and leave it in the hotel elevator.
    Meanwhile our idiot friend got all these hookers from some Pakistani pimp, and then all out wives and girlfriends showed up.....my fiance's ex was pissing us off so we hung him out the hotel window with a bed sheet, completely naked.
    Don't even get me started on Nick the Dick....
     
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    I saw the film Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks once
     
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    It was at a bachelor party.
     
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    A firehouse? NJ whores? No thanks! They should rename NJ land of the skanks. That accent just makes it worse.

    The best I ever went to involved a Montreal road trip. It was fucking amazing. Those Montreal women will always have a place in my heart. The couple is divorced now, and I blame the Montreal escorts. Who can be happy with a "normal" wife after that!
     
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    Great story
     
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