Best burger

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by doytch, Jun 16, 2016.

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Best burger

  1. Amwrican cheese

    29 vote(s)
    67.4%
  2. Bacon

    30 vote(s)
    69.8%
  3. Mustard

    16 vote(s)
    37.2%
  4. Ketchup

    23 vote(s)
    53.5%
  5. A1

    7 vote(s)
    16.3%
  6. Tomatoes

    14 vote(s)
    32.6%
  7. Pickles

    18 vote(s)
    41.9%
  8. Bbq sauce

    6 vote(s)
    14.0%
  9. Mushrooms

    14 vote(s)
    32.6%
  10. Others explain

    10 vote(s)
    23.3%
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  1. doytch

    doytch Well-Known Member

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    What is the burger you eat? The poll has suggested but not all answers.

    My answer is sesame street bun burger American cheese, bacon, A1 sauce with lettuce. Burger is medium but grilled.

    Please name yours and do not attempt to get funny because you probably are not funny.
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Doytch! 1st! :yay:
     
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  3. Mur

    Mur soon

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    onions
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Mustard, Ketchup, Pickles, and a big fresh onion slice on a toasted bun is my goto burger. No red on the inside of the burger.
     
  5. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    Doytch would you be kind enough to inform us locals what your nationality is?

    Originally ..thx
     
  6. ChuckZ

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    Must have hot sauce.
     
  7. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

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    Im amazed at the amount who voted mustard, i prefer ketchup AND mayo. Thank you
     
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  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Blake's Lotaburger Green Chile & Cheese. But you fags won't know what I'm talkin aboot :golfclap:
     
  9. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    These are the statistics for a perfect burger:

    Condiments: Mayo/mustard/ketchup Combined
    Cheese: Swiss or Provolone
    Toppings: Mushroom & Onion thinly sliced tomatoes and one leaf of lettuce.
    Burger: Medium Well High fat and about 1" think
    Bun: Toasted.
    Seasoning: Salt & Pepper none of those "fancy" rubs


    @Chriza you got any pics?
     
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  10. HelloCleveland!

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    Salt and pepper on 1/4 pound patty, grilled very hot so it's crusty on the outside, medium rare inside, with some blue cheese on top. Mayo on toasted bottom bun, place patty down, top with mustard, ketchup, slice of red onion and other 1/2 of bun.

    Also, make sure it's done on a gas grill so it lacks any flavor whatsoever :rolleyes:
     
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    My negro!
     
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    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    nah man... no bacon. overpower the flavor of the burger. you can smokey flavor cook it over lump charcoal.
     
  14. MrWarmth

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    Hello, Jimmy Walker
     
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    Hardee's All Natural, no mayo.
    Or grilled at home, lettuce. Tomato. Onion, cheese, no mayo.
    Mayonnaise on a warm sandwich is :puke:
     
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    Cheese, hot peppers, onions, tomato, lettuce, dill pickles, mustard and a fried egg on a toasted bun.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    Doytch :yell:
     
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    Are you retarded?
     
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    Because, I don't like hot mayonnaise that is all separated and gross? Possibly, but I don't have salmonella either :p
     
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    Touche babs