Best Cry on THSS

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    I recently listened to the Vegas shows from May 2004. At one point, 2 porn stars competed in bowling with the loser having to go on a "date" with Jeff the Drunk. On the show from the next Monday, Howard played a clip of the porn star crying uncontrollably after being with Jeff. In my opinion, that was the funniest instance of somebody crying on THSS. What are some of your favorite crying moments?
     
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    ALL I NEED IS A CHANCE! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A CHANCE!!
     
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    Booeey crying whenever the gay song comes on gives me a chuckle
     
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    Crazy Cabbie crying like a little bitch was funny.

    Gary crying at a Michael Jackson song is another one.


    Zaneida Perez ("thank you, thank you") was also pretty funny.


    **shit... too slow adding the videos**
     
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    Pluggy crying like a faggot about.Bianca.
     
  8. LawyerLarry

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    Another good cry I recently heard was Chauncey (sp?) crying in response to negative e-mails about his performance in the Win John's Job contest.
     
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    Miss Howard Stern was quite sobby when she talked about KC.
     
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    Penny Crone kicked off the softball team.
     
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    He couldn't even speak he was so fucking upset! It was hilarious and he came in like 2nd to last place it was beautiful! John the Stuttterer kicked his ass!

    I think Penny crying when she was pointed at was also gold.
     
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    I never believed her tears were real.

    Sal has been amusing quite a few times.
     
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    Yeah, the Sal "bitersweet" cry was good, but it was also prolly fake.
     
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    I remember some girl cried like crazy when she met I think Eric the Midget, she saw him as a puppet and broke down like crazy....
     
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    Artie reflecting on his herion use, didn't speak.
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I have never heard that. Got any idea what year it was or who the female was.

    That said, ETM was a mess physically.

    That whole flying w balloons saga? THSS thought ETM was just being a pussy.

    Truth is, he never wanted to be seen outside his wheelchair. He was embarrassed that he couldn't walk.
     
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    I miss this ungrateful little guy.

    :rip:
     
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    I think Sal crying after mutts daughter scene was priceless .
     
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    smart guy