Stern Show Best ever ster. Segment

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  1. doytch

    doytch Well-Known Member

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    The best I ever laughed at Howard Stern was when in late 90s or 2000 Howard and group was making fun of fag boy scout rape.

    Fat teenager boy scout named scooter calls in and says he is sex to create orgasms in his girlfriends but nobody believes him because his voice is fat. And nobody likes boy scouts, nice brown shorts homo.

    They insult him greatly . So then he puts child abuser father on the phone and I laugh.

    This was very funny. The clip gets on YouTube but I do not feel like posting t.
     
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    doytch! :cheer2: :cheer2:
     
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    artie fighting crazy alice over her picking the broncos is my favorite
     
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    "What an asshole pick!"
     
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    Doytch!! :yay: :yay: :yay:
     
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    Cookie puss was classic.

    I also loved the officer Shaquille oneal bits, and when Ronnie got the escalade limo.
     
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    Simply search "Gary repeats" on YouTube. The best ever. Especially when he thought repeating was beneath him. Dumb ape. One of my favorite lines also from the debacle when Gary shared the movie the late shift with the other guys in the staff. Howard is busting his balls and does his Gary imitation, "How should I know what I did boss? I forget."
     
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    figure out a way to get out the front door, and get on A PLANE, AND FLY TO NEWARK AND I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
     
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    Gary Roast
     
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    Robin did a story on Michael Jackson wanting to buy the Elephants Mans remains from a London hospital. Howard called the hospital to put his bid in. It was very funny hearing the hospitals reaction.
     
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    I can't pick a favorite classic bit

    From the Sirius era though, my favorites are Richard getting waxed, and the first round of IQ tests (and ONLY the first round)
     
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    This is the funniest I've ever laughed at Wig vomit

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    I can't listen to that now. Is it the edited one?

    It all started as a commercial for Fortunoff, and in later years cheap bastard Howard edited out all mentions of Fortunoff, and it wasn't as good.
     
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    The kid just knocked another one out of the park.
     
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    Wow, this is fucking awesome.
     
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    The funniest I ever laughed was when i showed this picture to a dentist friend of mine (I cropped it to just show the mouth)

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    And she gasped in horror and said "oh my god! What an awful flipper! Who made that?"
     
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