News Best excuse ever for eating out a chick in public

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Man Jailed For Oral Activity On Boardwalk
    AUGUST 25--A man spotted yesterday afternoon performing oral sex on a woman lying down on a Florida beach boardwalk told cops that he was an “emergency responder and had to assist the [​IMG]female as it was his duty,” according to a criminal complaint.

    A Treasure Island Police Department officer found Tracy Briley, 50, with his shorts at his ankles and “penis out in plain view” around 1 PM Wednesday. Briley, the cop noted, “was performing cunnilingus on a female subject laying on the beach boardwalk.”

    Briley, seen at right, told the officer that he was homeless and “had nowhere else to have sex except in public.”

    A witness told police that he (and his three-year-old grandson) “observed the act of cunnilingus.”

    When Officer Zakariah Dorman arrived on the boardwalk, Briley’s companion--who is not identified in the complaint--was clothed. She was subsequently transported to a local hospital “reference to a medical issue.”

    Briley was transported to the county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $10,000 on a felony lewd and lascivious exhibition charge. He was also hit with a misdemeanor trespassing count.

    Briley’s rap sheet includes prior busts for battery; possession of drug paraphernalia; evidence tampering; robbery; disorderly conduct; littering; and possession of an open container. (1 page)
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    It was his duty to lick her booty.
     
  3. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    If that's what the dude looked like... how much of a pig was the chick?
     
  4. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Where's the Florida tag???

    @dawg

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  5. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Looks like Mick Foley


    BANG BANG!
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Florida. :facepalm:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    :facepalm:
     
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    It was his duty to assist her. :jj:
     
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  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Confused. Did the woman consent to this?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Hey, when it's time to fuck, it's time to fuck.
     
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    Syrinx2112 Gray Jedi Gold

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    You need an excuse?
     
  12. kinneyjames

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    Pics or it didn't happen
     
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    He certainly does have a majestic flavor saver, so there's that.
     
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    I could only imagine what that poor 3 year old kid was thinking..... Look Daddy, what is Santa doing to that smelly woman?

    How the heck do you answer that one?
     
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  15. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    It's not clear. Here's the police report from smoking gun...

    image.jpeg
     
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  16. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Never too early to learn some good technique
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    This
     
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  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That poor kid. Hopefully grandpa covered his eyes immediately and didn't stand and stare.
     
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    Why does Walter Pask, and his 3 yr old grandson, gotta be a narc and shit? :fil: