Best/Favorite sex

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by A. Genius, Jun 18, 2015.

  1. A. Genius

    A. Genius Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm sure a variant of this has been posted, if so, apologies in advance. People mention public spaces, or interesting positions. We all have stories. I'm wondering about favorite places in the house. For me, the floor is great. When you add the coffee table and couch, the possibilities are endless. How about everyone else? Just the bed? Kitchen countertops? Stairs? Standing against the wall? Don't be shy. Howard related because his ONLY option is the stable.
     
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    somewhere comfortable and quiet.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Define sex.
    Is 'Pan' included in your survey?
     
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    I had a very fun time with a chick in my 90 buick skylark in a high school parking lot..it was saturday and no one was there.. :evil:
     
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    face down ass up that's the way we like to fuck
     
  6. A. Genius

    A. Genius Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Everytime I fall for that it never lives up to it. Same with our pool. Good for those people that have figured it out.hah
     
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    i dont care where im just happy its happening at all
     
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    :censor:

    This thread is doomed to be someone's wanking material.
     
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    having sex in 3 different olympic venues was kinda cool. you couldn't fuck that girl in the ass hard enough.
     
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    I was getting close and you had to go and ruin it!
     
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    Ha, I knew it! :p
     
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    Just celebrated my 30th wedding anniversary last weekend. My favorite sex ..... happened years ago. I'm still hopeful and willing, but my wife's not so healthy.
     
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    Girl rode me in a movie theater while we were watching Pineapple Express
     
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    I'd be happy just going old school missionary on a bed. It's been **** months since I last.... :down:
     
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    You have to use a lubricant that is not water soluble. I've fucked in the shower and several times in a pool. While not normally recommended, Vaseline works well, just put it on both penis and labia before you get in the water. In a pool, SCUBA gear is also good so you can remain under water for extended lengths of time. Oral sex is difficult.
     
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    Maybe get a stand-in? Or pay for a reenactment? I'm just spitballing here. Remember it as accurately as you can, everyday. Like most great memories, I find it enhances recall if you write down every detail. Add to it when you recall a bit more. Think about the season and the popular music and other entertainment at the time. Specific images. Then try to recall transitions. Like, you remember her looking back at you over her shoulder, then you recall being in missionary. Once you can recall transitions, the rest of the memories become clearer. Only commit to the memories that you are sure are 100% correct. I say these things because there are specific chics that hold a place in my soul and proper recall keeps the memories alive. And stops you from dwelling on it. Hell, you might even remember the fight you had the next day. The complete memory, in context, is really cool. Or move on and forget it. I do that too. I would almost bet that men have better memories about this stuff than chics do. I sound douche-ey. I wish I had realized at the time to remember the moment. The fleeting nature of things though. You know?
     
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    A. Genius Well-Known Member Banned User

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    heh. SCUBA. I'm not certified. Then, I have to get the chic certified. It's a whole thing.
     
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    Out on the boat is always a good time.

    We have one of these swing chairs in our sunroom that makes for some good sex.

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    i have a group of friends that have a sex swing that is passed to another couple every xmas. thank goodness i've never gotten it.
     
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    @Droog
    Reminds me of those Chinese sex swings. I've never actually used or even seen one, but I imagine it resembles that
     
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