Best Furniture to Have Sex On (info graphic) slightly nsfw

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  1. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

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    FYI
     
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    I like how they give a difficulty level so you don't get hurt. :c
     
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    Quite considerate.
     
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  4. wife is a whore

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    I'm a fan of sitting in the middle of the couch, she straddles you, and grabs on to the back of the sofa as she squats down on the tube steak. Then she works you from that position, lower legs straight up and down against the back of the couch.
     
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    stupid
     
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    Also, when will Howard address this with Beth? Oh, never? OK.
     
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  7. wife is a whore

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    Where is your favorite unusual place to make whoopee? You can't say "in the butt" either.
     
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    Wow, no mention of oral on the ottoman.
    It's name after an empire for Christ's sake.:mad:
     
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    This is the type thing people who don't know how to fuck come up with.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Yeah, lets hear details, be specific...:munch:
     
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    A massage table is, by far, the best piece of furniture to fuck on.
     
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    Yeah, buying the massage table isn't too hard, but the cost of purchasing a Korean woman, under 50, is prohibitive. You can get a Thai or a Flip at a reasonable price, but I figure if they were good at "massagee" they would have their own parlors.
     
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    Workout bench - the one you can lift the seat portion a bit. :up:
     
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    A custom one, like the dude made in Star 80.
     
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    #photoByHoward?
     
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    Just bend her over the arm of a plush leather couch and lift up her schoolgirl skirt.
     
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    I spend alot of time in Asia and, on occasion, we rent out themed rooms in fuck hotels for parties. The really good ones have odd furniture and crazy layouts for maximum fuckability.

    Here's a Batman themed room that we rented (not my pic).

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