Best Home Security System

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    What is the best home security out there?

    Howard related since I'm sure he's flipping the fuck out right now in his basement.
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    A big ass dog that does not fuck around.
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Looks like me and bye you are on the same page.
     
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    Zeus and appollo

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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    i do have a mean lil chihuahua :dog:
     
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    Except they wouldn't let tom Selleck in. I'd have to fix that asap.
     
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    me

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    A Colt 1911 and lots of practice.
     
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    Would you let Tom Selleck in?
     
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    They say a barking dog works the best. Doesn't matter the size of the dog.
     
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    A presa canary and cane corso, unnuetered with nuts larger than tennis balls
     
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    i would not fuck with a mustache like that
     
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    :rofl: you're hired!
     
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    CCTV cameras, 80 lbs German Shepherd, 125 lbs Giant Schnauzer...and Mr 12 gauge

    Plus next door neighbor is a cop
     
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    Just make sure you're not a fucking asshole who walks it through your neighbor's yard... :coffee:








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    Put a "Now Hiring for manual labor jobs " sign on your lawn.
    That'll deter 98% of the people who break into homes.
    That, or get an aligator filled moat, Archer towers and a drawbridge.
     
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    Anyone who needs a security system should move to a better neighborhood.
     
  19. ItsAWholeThing

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    I install them for a cable provider,while i wouldnt say ours are the best its good enough and often you can bundle a decent deal.They are all pretty much the same these days ,wireless and work on an internet connection.
     
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  20. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    I installed a SimpliSafe? setup several years ago. Wireless, easy to install. I'm sure they're more advanced by now.
     
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