Entertainment Best line from a tv show

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DuckDong, Jun 28, 2016.

  1. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Breaking Bad

    "Listen Walter, just because you shot Jessie James, don't make you Jessie James"

    Mike is the greatest dark tv character ever
     
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    "Norm"
     
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    Right show, wrong quote.

    "I am the one who knocks!"

     
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    but the senator
    while insisting he was not intoxicated
    could not explain his nudity
     
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    Serenity now!
     
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    "Women; Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts"
     
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    "He was a homo, Peg"

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    Don't know if it's the best, but very few TV show lines become part of pop culture-speak like "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
     
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    Friends

    Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are disappointed in their love lives and are performing some New Age ceremony to chase away the bad feelings from their failed relationships.

    Phoebe is in charge as they burn mementos of past relationships in a garbage can:


    Phoebe: Next we need the semen of a righteous man.

    Rachel: Pheebs, if we could get any of that we wouldn't be doing the damn ceremony. :backlol2:
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    LOL that was so clearly a dummy! Good clip, though.
     
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    "There enough niggas in here to film a Tarzan movie" - Fred Sanford in traffic court
     
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    'foot in your ass' / dumbass
     
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    AJ: Is it true that the Chinese invented spaghetti?

    Tony: Now think about it. Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?
     
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    Sharon Stone was on Letterman 25 years ago and said "I can't act - thank God I can take my clothes off!" and Letterman turned to the camera and said "It's nice to see someone finally call a spade a spade, isn't it?"
     
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    I liked her in Basic Instinct and she was great in Casino. :grad:
     
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    Kiss my grits!
     
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