Best Pick Up Line Ever

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Feb 20, 2013.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    I walk up to a hot looking piece of ass and simply say, Hi I am Ryan lever good for all your 2000 parts :c
     
  2. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You hitting on the girl behind the counter at the Napa Auto store?
     
  4. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    Nah :nojj:
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You would never have the balls to actually do this. You're actually scared of women, because they hate how smelly and short you are.
     
  6. AmishGirl

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    Well I'll tell ya right now, that line would NOT work on me - I HATE that soap.
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What kind of soap would work? He could change his name to Irish Spring.
     
  8. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
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    You're dirty.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Did anyone teach you how to take a shower or bath when you were a kid, you filthy fuck? I can smell you through the computer.
     
  11. kelliejean

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    Lever, please tell me you are joking
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ryan has never once washed his clothes. Those rags are fucking filthy with oil and dirt and marijuana ashes. Disgusting.
     
  13. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Kellie, doesn't Ryan look like he smells really bad?
     
  14. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    :nono:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ryan, just because you don't have teeth doesn't mean you still don't need to clean out your mouth. You have a yeast infection in there. Gross.
     
  16. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    I would bet $1000 that Lever hasn't showered within a week.
     
  17. DogStar69

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    and then he punches you in the face
     
  18. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ryan, when is the last time you showered? Have you discovered that you're able to get hot water in your apartment?
     
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    Ryan "I'll ffffuuuuuuck yuuu til you love me, iddhoit" Lever.....
     
  20. FatKidSullivan

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    Ryan, I'm glad you're not allowed to see your daughter. I don't trust you around children. I think you would make her sick because you're so fucking dirty.

    You don't wash your hands when you use the bathroom, do you?