Best pick up moves/lines...those used & those used on you

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    The most recent one...a guy deliberately bumped into me, then apologized and said "And by the way, my name is Michael, what's yours?"

    Also I was at Barnes and Noble buying a book, when the clerk asked

    "Do you want a bag for that?"

    I replied "No thank you. I'm perfect"

    and he winked and said "YES, you are" :roll:

    (and yes I thought that was a pretty cute spontaneous response)
     
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    Well, duh, you are!!

    And, yes, that was a cute line. :giggle:
     
  3. OV

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    If the truth be told, this was more of an invitation than a pick up line.

    A few New Years Eves ago, on the way to a party, I ran into a local supermarket to pick up some wine.. As I was waiting on a line, I started flirting with this attractive woman in front of me. We spoke about a few things including her fluency in French cuz she went to school there (after I told her she was "tres joli.") .

    She waited for me to check out after her.. and said "you're very nice." I reciprocated in kind. She then said "I'm gonna give you a freebie." I said "what do you mean?" She responded "I'm an escort on my way to work." I said "You're joshing right?" She saId, "No, and took out a credit card processing machine from her purse as proof." LOL
     
  4. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I know, right? I was :D for a couple of hours.

    :giggle:
     
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    Please submit a lingerie photo so we can judge for ourselves. TIA
     
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    :omg:

    Well, did you accept?! You can't just leave us hangin' like that!!!!
     
  7. Dlist

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    Was her name Beth? :giggle:
     
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    :spit:
    :cwl: :hilarious: :backlol2:
     
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    Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?
     
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  12. OV

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    No and she was anything but "equinesque" :up:
     
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    If my then GF wasn't impatiently waiting in the car, I certainly would have considered it :up:
     
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    I honestly can't remember a "line". More like making an effort to talk to me along with starring down in the general direction of my tits. But I'm never sure.
     
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    that was a clerk who literally thinks well on his feet.... (and obviously has good vision :up:)
     
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    Same. I can remember plenty of awful/stupid lines, but not good ones. What resonated with me when I was a single girl was the way a guy acted when we were just chatting. I always melted for funny guys and especially shy funny guys. I ended up marrying one. :)
     
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    "Are your pants made of mirrors? Cuz I can see myself in 'em!"
    :c
     
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    Hello
     
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