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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    What is the difference between a Dentist and a Gynecologist?

    My vote: A Dentist will get arrested for touching your tits or your vagina, a Gynecologist gets paid for doing that. :pimp:
     
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    One tells you to open wide and the other's a dentist
     
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    Nothing. They both say "open wide"

    :nojj:
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    The shape of the hairs in their spit sinks.
     
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    omg :nojj:
     
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    :jj:

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  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    there's a monk & bye you joke in there somewhere :coffee:
     
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    :chair:
     
  11. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    One tells you that you need to brush more to get rid of the bad breath, and the other one tells you that you have a yeast infection. :coffee:
     
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    Jfc :facepalm:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:

    Way to contribute to the thread with acronyms!! :yes:
     
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    One charges too much for an x-ray and a cleaning, and the other shoves a glass speculum up your cunt and looks for cysts.
     
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    One tells you to spit, the other, squirt
     
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    YW :hat:
     
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    what the fuck kind of GYN uses a glass speculum? :jj:
     
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    Oh, all the best ones. :grad:
     
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    ...and the inventor of the plastic speculum should win a Nobel Prize for Comfort
     
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    One says "did you have the Halibut today?" The other says "Jesus Christ, did a Halibut die in your cunt"