best thing my parents ever did for me...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    was get me circumcised

    i feel sorry for you dudes with the extra skin. chicks dont like it

    they tell their friends about it. just saying :cool:
     
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    Are you a nurse?
     
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    Blessed are You, Adonai our God, Ruler of the Universe, who has sanctified us with your commandments and commanded us to bring him into the covenant of Abraham, our father.
     
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    Not true, it keeps you something to hold on to when u r jerking off.
     
  8. HAL

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    Why did you black bar his eyes, and eyebrows? He's dead.
     
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    You Jew Fuck!!
     
  10. HAL

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    k
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    That is weird but that's our Nerd. :woohoo:
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    uncircumcised grandpa
     
  14. Scott

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    Somebody might be proud of their grandpa's 9" clam neck.
     
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    Jim J Jiblets Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Same here. My parents kept the skin and my ipad screen has never been cleaner.
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    His grandkids probably hated him.
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Definitely in the top 3 things. :btu:
     
  19. Slippy

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    Right. 'Cause "extra" in the penis department is something that chicks frown upon.

    :facepalm:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    I guess moose cock has an anteater. :puke: