best thing my parents ever did for me...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    was get me circumcised

    i feel sorry for you dudes with the extra skin. chicks dont like it

    they tell their friends about it. just saying :cool:
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Are you a nurse?
     
  3. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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  4. Schmoopy

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    Blessed are You, Adonai our God, Ruler of the Universe, who has sanctified us with your commandments and commanded us to bring him into the covenant of Abraham, our father.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Not true, it keeps you something to hold on to when u r jerking off.
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Why did you black bar his eyes, and eyebrows? He's dead.
     
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    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    You Jew Fuck!!
     
  10. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    k
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    That is weird but that's our Nerd. :woohoo:
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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  13. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    uncircumcised grandpa
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Somebody might be proud of their grandpa's 9" clam neck.
     
  15. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Same here. My parents kept the skin and my ipad screen has never been cleaner.
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    His grandkids probably hated him.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Definitely in the top 3 things. :btu:
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Right. 'Cause "extra" in the penis department is something that chicks frown upon.

    :facepalm:
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I guess moose cock has an anteater. :puke: