best way to get rid of that dead hooker in your hotel room

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Asking for a friend. . .
     
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    Leave a nice tip to House Keeping.
     
  3. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Make sure you steal her money and drugs first...
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Did your "friend" leave evidence on her before or after her death?
     
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    Stuff her in the ice machine by the elevator. It is a...."she"....right? :coffee:
     
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    Two words.
    Ray Donovan.

    I always have a shovel in my car and truck. (just a small one).
    When people ask why I just smile and say "I never know when I might need to bury something".
     
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  10. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Maybe
     
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    I am a murderer not a homo. ...

    I mean maybe
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Well Dan Halen.....Got some scientizers to build a particle super collider in Dugan County.....To get rid of a dead hooker.....Hope it helps........
     
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    Cut her hands of and bust her teeth out before you dump the body. If you got cum and slobber all over her, then burn the corpse.

    Don't use a wood chipper unless you are going to dump it in salt water afterwards. You'll never get it clean, and the salt water will quickly corrode it to shit.

    I am a firm believer in catch and release though. If more people practiced that then there would be enough hookers around that their prices would drop. I got a cellphone, so a picture of the ass is all I need as a trophy.
     
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    Ziploc baggies, luggage, a meat cleaver and a tub. Don't forget the bleach and to dump your clothes
     
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    You whacked a hooker in your own room!:nono:
     
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    Perfect example of why you never spend too much on a rug. You never know when you'll need to roll a stripper up in one.
     
  18. Joe Bauers

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    Just drag her down the hall and prop her up.. No ones going to care.... :grad:
     
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    How did the hooker die?

    If it's just Natural causes or a Overdose... call the Cops.;)
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    I read all that in Willem Defoe's voice :worried: