Best way to impress a girl on the first date..

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    When the conversation gets a little slow, and she is like, "Uh, what is your favorite food?", look her straight in the eye, real sexy-like, and say "Labia Majoris".. :hat:

    You're welcome. :cheer:
     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Dont fart outside your vehicle and expect it not to be sucked into your car.
     
  3. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Tell her you're going to the gym.
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Be sure to tell her that after spending time and $$ on her, you expect at least a BJ.
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What if she doesn't speak Latin?
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Don't forget to do the... :vag: thing.
     
  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Explain that "Labia" means "lips" in American, and "Majora" means "eating out". :grad:
     
  9. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Play some romantic music.

    [video=youtube;rYT-BD58bqA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYT-BD58bqA[/video]
     
  11. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    show her that bulge in your pocket.....no not that one, the green one dope :coffee:
     
  12. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Solid advice.
     
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    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Curious. After that statement, do you ever get a second date?
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    tell her to stop being a C
     
  15. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm going to take a wild guess, and say probably not.
     
  16. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Or, do the Patsy Stone thing:

    [video=youtube;DDlO1ikQOEw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDlO1ikQOEw[/video]
     
  17. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Patsy always knows how to get her way. Patsy always wins!!!! :golfclap:
     
  18. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I love this one:

    [video=youtube;8Lsl5I81BTA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lsl5I81BTA[/video]