Bet my Thanksgiving was more memorable (was bit by dog, with photo)

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Was playing with one of my rescues of 13 years (huge German Shepard) and she freaked out.

    Bit me twice in the face... two puncture wounds on cheeks and two DEEP slices on upper lip. Just missed my eyeball.

    Had to get stitched up by a plastic surgeon... I don't recommend it.

    Pic below (warning, GRAPHIC)

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    All stitched and drugged up now.

    Stern related because he is a big pussy and wears a wig. Or something.
     
  2. jake206

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    Damn, that sucks. What are you going to do with the dog?
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    Did you take Sterns advice and say, NO... NO.... ?
     
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    jake206 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it was possessed by skylarbrie via the Illumanti.
     
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  5. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Nothing. She never bit me before... I think she's just getting old and cranky. She's pushing 15 years old.
     
  6. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    Hehehehe. No.

    It happened so fast... I just said, "OOOOOOOOWWWW!" and cursed a bit.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    How much do you vant vor ze cleature
     
  9. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    :lol:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You're a good man. :hug:
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    not for sale.
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    Ouch, that sucks. Take those meds and feel better.
     
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    see.. had you only read

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    I went out to dinner for Thanksgiving and Pat O'Brien was there. "You are so fucking hot. We'll get some coke, hire some hookers..."
     
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    Did you get some antibiotics?
     
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    Damn that sucks. Best thing to do us never put your face close to a dog's face. Animals are so unpredictable.
     
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    @Tom Doyers You're the man Tom! Sorry about your face. I seriously hope you feel better! But you have rescues, so once again, you're the man!!!
     
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    Damn, glad you ok
     
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    Holy shit. That sucks, man.

    Are you gonna put the dog down? How did the dog react afterward? Was he confused?

    I learned to never fully trust a German Shepard, because they can snap just like that.
     
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    I really hope you spare some kid from a mauling and put the dog down.
     
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