Bet my Thanksgiving was more memorable (was bit by dog, with photo)

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Was playing with one of my rescues of 13 years (huge German Shepard) and she freaked out.

    Bit me twice in the face... two puncture wounds on cheeks and two DEEP slices on upper lip. Just missed my eyeball.

    Had to get stitched up by a plastic surgeon... I don't recommend it.

    Pic below (warning, GRAPHIC)

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    All stitched and drugged up now.

    Stern related because he is a big pussy and wears a wig. Or something.
     
  2. jake206

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    Damn, that sucks. What are you going to do with the dog?
     
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    Did you take Sterns advice and say, NO... NO.... ?
     
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    Maybe it was possessed by skylarbrie via the Illumanti.
     
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    Nothing. She never bit me before... I think she's just getting old and cranky. She's pushing 15 years old.
     
  6. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    :jj:
     
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    Hehehehe. No.

    It happened so fast... I just said, "OOOOOOOOWWWW!" and cursed a bit.
     
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    How much do you vant vor ze cleature
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You're a good man. :hug:
     
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    not for sale.
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    Ouch, that sucks. Take those meds and feel better.
     
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    see.. had you only read

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    I went out to dinner for Thanksgiving and Pat O'Brien was there. "You are so fucking hot. We'll get some coke, hire some hookers..."
     
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    Did you get some antibiotics?
     
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    Damn that sucks. Best thing to do us never put your face close to a dog's face. Animals are so unpredictable.
     
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    @Tom Doyers You're the man Tom! Sorry about your face. I seriously hope you feel better! But you have rescues, so once again, you're the man!!!
     
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    Damn, glad you ok
     
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    Holy shit. That sucks, man.

    Are you gonna put the dog down? How did the dog react afterward? Was he confused?

    I learned to never fully trust a German Shepard, because they can snap just like that.
     
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    I really hope you spare some kid from a mauling and put the dog down.
     
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