Stern Show Bet you didn't know that Artie called Beth "horse-face" too

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    The grandma Caprio stuff put him over the edge.



    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news06/10-30.htm

    Artie And Dana Update. 10/30/06. 7:25am
    Howard asked Artie if he's back with Dana yet. Artie said he's got nothing to report at this point. He said he and Dana did talk on the phone over the weekend but they're not back together or anything. Howard asked him what his grandmother is going to do now. He did his impression of Artie's grandmother and made up a conversation she may have had with Artie about Dana.
    Robin wanted to know what Artie and Dana talked about this weekend but Howard was still doing that impression of her. He had her talking to Artie about finding Dana's G-spot and how to give her oral. Howard then went into his Artie and Dana impressions and made up another conversation.

    Howard asked Artie what he did with the number he got from the chick that was in there. Artie said he didn't know what chick he was talking about and Robin said that he looked very uncomfortable sitting there. Artie told Howard that he has to get a girl with a horse face like he has. He was getting back at Howard over the whole Dana thing by commenting on his girlfriend.
     
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    But was all telling was what came after. "I'm in territory I've never been in before." Meaning that being an ex-addict working on that show was bound to push him over the edge. Plus, all those unresolved feelings about the past coming up again, and even on the show.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    I loved it when the staff would tell the Emperor he had no clothes!!!

    :snicker:
     
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    Rare, but it happens. And when it does, there's usually a retraction. Booey has said that Howard -- I'm trying to remember -- is dishonest or something like that. It's one of the YouTube Howard/Gary fight clips. Howard gets incensed and Gary takes it back right away. He actually says, I take it back.
     
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    Part of why artie was left off the show was that wig couldn't handle having a person in studio that would actually be as mean as wig is when it comes to personal attacks.
     
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    You know Gary knows aaalll kinds of shit about Howard!!!

    Howard does not take reality being mirrored to him well.

    :c
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Wow, Beth is really a super sensitive cunty person.
     
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    the reality is Beth's face at certain angles does partially resemble a horse. And even though it might be a joke, its actually true, even when you do online searches for Beth you'll get horse face, and that's stats not fantasy.

    And I'm sure this secretly drives Beth and Howard crazy cause she is suppose to be flawless perfect 10 model and she is not.
    Also real models have to look perfect at any angle and Beth doesn't have this, so her model history is bull crap
     
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    Something about New York billionaires like wig and Trump and being incredibly thin skinned little cunts
     
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    After his latest podcast interview, I hope Artie swings open the vault before his long awaited demise.
     
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    I remember this actually.... I miss when Artie would give it right back to Hollywood Howie. It was great reality radio. Funny and edgy. The first 2 years of Sirius was amazing and exciting.
     
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    How the fuck did you find this? Do you listen to old shows?
     
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    Howard says she's insecure :facepalm:
     
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    Yep. Howard and Beth created the Horseface problem themselves by pushing her as a stunning model, which she's not by any means. She's a pretty woman with a nice body; nothing wrong with that. They should have been more realistic about her looks--if they had, she wouldn't be so traumatized by the backlash that she now tries to hide her face under ugly hats and with silly camera poses.
     
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    He said wiggy was a poser
     
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    If you put "horse face" in the marksfriggin search box it comes up on page 2
     
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    Yes...actually, iirc, he was trying to sum up what he meant and Jackie said, "He's saying you're a poseur."
     
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    Yeah, lots of old shows. Right now I'm on 1995 because I want to hear Billy and 98, 99 to listen for breakup and cheating shenanigans. As of the end of 98, they're still together since he talks about living at the house still. About to start 99.

    My archives :ahem: which I recorded myself :ahem: are often incomplete episodes so I'm missing a lot...but hearing a lot too.
     
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    Yes I think it has to do w his playlist.