Beth: "15 years and going strong"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Sal Goobernale, Feb 8, 2014.

  1. Sal Goobernale

    Sal Goobernale New Member Banned User

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    Wait. According to the History of Howard Stern, they met on the night before Mother's Day 2000.

    That's May 13, 2000.

    May 13, 2000 to February 8, 2014 = 13 years and 9 months!

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  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...shes running the show literally and figuratively.
     
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    She wasn't a math major.
     
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    Rosie o'donnell said Beth saved howard
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    That chin!
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Her expression and body language in that pic scream "Who is this guy? Get him away from me." Plus, her whole existence has become one big selfish selfie.
     
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    Stern, I mean dicknose, actually looks human in this pic....did he get a haircut?
     
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    Howard didn't announce his separation from Alision until October of 1999. That is when they legally separated. So the six month wild single life he supposedly had between October of 1999 and May of 2000 may be bullshit? From the man who preaches Honesty in Radio?!?

    So Howard for appearances sake wants to make it look like he didn't meet Beth until six months after he legally separated from his first wife when in reality, they were together nine months before Howard legally separated. Apparently, Beth didn't read the Team Buckwald tallking points.
     
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  9. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    The time line is sketchy at best
     
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    "15 years...15 long years. What the fuck have I done."
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    You're with a man because he gives you millions, mansions, fame, and celebrity contact. It does not mean it's real or "strong", Beth. Yeah, she'd be with him for 15 yrs if he was a radio guy worth $100,000 a year with no media strings?

    YEAAAAHHH RIIGHT! :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Beth is pretty dumb, she may have simply made a math error or her memory is shot.
     
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    Anyone else notice she shoots more selfies than most teenage girls?
     
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    wig reduction surgery?
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :eek:
     
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    15 years together, and he keeps condoms locked up in a safe because he doesn't trust her. Very strong indeed.
     
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    She always looks like she's unsuccessfully hiding revulsion in pics with her husband.
     
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    Say what you will, but i can not deny the fact that beth has the most unique armpits i have ever seen. Just look at that! Whats going on therE?! Looks like a sloth claw trying to grab a hold.
     
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    Beth post these pics and they wonder why we think it's a wig?
     
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    And he is too much of a pussy to get himself snipped. He only gets surgery to make his ugly mug to look less ugly.

    The good news for Howard, she is only 5-10 years away from menopause. Granted, Howard hit menopause about 5 years ago.