Beth, a few tips on how to dress after 40 (unless you are Jennifer Aniston)

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    No hot pants
    No barrettes in your hair
    No bunny hats
    No photoshopped snow pics
    No extensions
    Nothing ever pink
     
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    If you still look good, who gives a shit?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Does she?
     
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    C'mon....we all hate her and we know why but when it come to looks and at her age?!? She's as hot as it gets.
     
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    YAAYYY White panties and cartwheels are NOT excluded! :yay::yay:

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    If Cunty hadn't married Stern she'd just be one of those over done slutty looking housewives. You know. Dressed head to toe in TJ MAXX. Trout pout and bad implants. Grocery shopping in 4" heels with an i-phone in her hand talking to one of her trashy friends real loud. Cunty rich or poor wouldn't have a clue.:giggle:





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  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...100%. and shes an oaf of a woman, not graceful, her presence just doesnt come off as genuine. kimmel show? hollywood/L.A? thats a meat shredder for a shallow know nothing wanna be. shes best off playing in the hamptons where she can pretend to be a big fish in a small pond.
     
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    I like pink :depressed:
     
  9. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'll give you that, as long as you aren't wearing it as a hot pant, or stamped in sweats on your ass.:)
     
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    Oh god I hate that "pink" Victoria's secret shit. Soooo stupid.
     
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    Yes
     
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    If she followed these rules she'd be naked
     
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    Jen Anniston always looks super hot IMO. Beth looks like a five year old with her favorite part dress on. She certainly isn't ugly on the outside but her personality and actions take away from that.
     
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    jenifer aniston is probably the best dressed woman in hollywood...why?
    she wears simple, neutral colored clothes....

    a black sheath with high-heeled pumps. that's it.
    jeans with a well tailored khaki blazer and ballet flats.
    neutral and subtle make-up.
    a minimum of accessories.

    she wears the clothes. the clothes don't wear her.....it looks effortless.
    imo, beth is prettier than jennifer but she never looks half as good.
    beth goes from looking like a whore to dressing and looking like an 8yr old.

    beth loses.
     
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    How about this?

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    Fashion Bug $19.99:giggle:






    Fuck you Mutt
     
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    beth has great legs but she looks like a whore in this get-up.
    and it was before they were married when howard trotted her around as his "girlfriend"... she looks sloppy and a bit unkempt.
    now, with the benefit of howard's money and status she's the lady of the manor...she gets all the facials, massages, and "tweaks" whenever she wants them. people probably fawn over her when she walks into a store knowing they can sucker her into buying anything.
    money doesn't buy style.
     
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    When that picture was taken she was not that far removed from her previous line of work. Also her tits look retarded there.