Stern Show Beth-A stitch in time saves nine

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Mar 28, 2016 #1
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Eww
     
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  3. TheHighHat

    TheHighHat Well-Known Member

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    the worst part: SHE PUT ON THAT SWEATER TO POST THAT!!!

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    Goes to show money can't buy good taste and style
     
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    I wish other do-gooders made it all about themselves like Beth does.

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    @AngelinaJolie "Starvin' Nizar's only tattered T-shirt matches mine!"
     
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    This is a sick sick sick woman. :facepalm:
    I'm serious.
     
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    She's a testament to the power and purpose of restrictions/limitations. This bitch has way, way, way too much free time and resources at her disposal, and nothing and nobody to keep her in check.

    If she had to hold down a job, or if she had a partner who had the balls to tell her what's what, she wouldn't have the time or means to be this catshit crazy.

    Howard has to come to terms with the fact that he's going to have to take on some kind of parental role with this nitwit. Ironically, more of a parental role than he took with any of his kids.

    Only problem is, he's morphing into a grandmother, and is fading fast.

    :facepalm:

    This will end horribly.

    :popcorn:
     
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    I don't want to visit Howards house. I might get my eye poked out and sewed up.
     
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    What a bizarre thing to say! Next post I am watching Consuela clean the litter boxes and it reminded me I need to book a hair appointment to touch up my brown roots.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Just as bizarre as stiches matching a sweater.
     
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    What the fuck? Is the kid chained on a leash or something? Admittedly I would laugh if he pissed and shit all over her.
     
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    It would make a good horror movie.

    A curious niece goes exploring around Chimney Manor, and even though she received specific instructions to stay out of Auntie Beefus' private cat hospital, the girl couldn't help herself.

    The hesitant reaching for the door knob.

    The patented creak of the door.

    The first quiet, cautious steps into the room.

    She notices a glass jar on a table by the window, full of what looks to be candy. Her sweet tooth gets the best of her. She approaches the jar, takes it, unscrews the lid, and is hit with a most un-candy like odor. Pushing on, she reaches into the jar. The "candy" is cold and squishy. She grabs a handful, looks down to inspect her prize, and is horrified to find a dozen tiny eyes staring back at her.........
     
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    Same hands as Freddy same sweater as Freddy... could those ridiculous hands be causing the missing eye syndrome (MES)


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    Tallulah's asshole matches Beth's face.
    Isn't that cute & special?!

    :hersh:
     
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    God this only makes one hate Beth more. All that money and time on her hands to actually do good. Is this child chained up? I'm now really depressed. Horrible.
     
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    I have no idea what's going on here. I just Googled Angelina Jolie refugee because I needed an image to make a point about Beth's self-centered do-gooding.
     
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    She needs to be reported and exposed for the nut she is. Another eye removal and she makes it about her and like it's cute that the stitches match her dumb clothes. Demented whore.
     
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    • bethosternI wish her stitches were black. Yummy new lap kitten foster, Tallulah
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