Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Oct 16, 2014.
7 hours ago
I almost sat on him because I couldn't see him. #blendsin #yoda #rainydaynap
Even my 12 year old niece wouldn't think about buying such ridiculously stupid "Love" pillows.
Maybe she means she almost sat on him because she's drunk off her ass again.
Every time I see all the "Love" messages Beff sends, that seem to be everywhere in their house, I think of this:
Oh, I get it, thanks for making a hashtag to clear that up. I just though you almost sat on him because you had a 4 Martini lunch.
What percentage of the book proceeds go to Yoda?
I'm willing to bet she's already sat on him a few times .
That's what gave her the "idea" to post this.
Methinks we have a little pussy envy, no?
Her wonky eye causes her to read it as "Evol", though.
Of course I do. She hates me!
Good peripheral vision, poor forward vision. I's an equine thing.
Blind drunk Beth, who is blind because she's drunk, sat on Yoda, who's she couldn't see, because she was blind drunk
Consuela is not ironing the Stern's sheets.
That kitty is damn cute. Grrrr.
I always sit down on the middle off the bed, don't you?
Rainy day nap? She does nothing but nap
I wonder what crazy adventures Beth will get up to tomorrow. Will she be laying on the floor with a cat? Will she be laying in bed with a cat? Will she be laying on a couch with a cat? I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!
That's what I like to hear!
Just like in the Sopranos when Christopher killed Adrianna's dog. He was chasing the dragon when that happened. What's Beth's "excuse"?
Fuck it, she's just gonna pee on the cat now....
High on wine.