Beth almost sat on Yoda because she couldn't see him

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    bethostern
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    I almost sat on him because I couldn't see him. #blendsin #yoda #rainydaynap
     
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    Even my 12 year old niece wouldn't think about buying such ridiculously stupid "Love" pillows.
     
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    Maybe she means she almost sat on him because she's drunk off her ass again.
     
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    Every time I see all the "Love" messages Beff sends, that seem to be everywhere in their house, I think of this:

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    #blendsin

    Oh, I get it, thanks for making a hashtag to clear that up. I just though you almost sat on him because you had a 4 Martini lunch.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    What percentage of the book proceeds go to Yoda?
     
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    I'm willing to bet she's already sat on him a few times .
    That's what gave her the "idea" to post this.
     
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    Methinks we have a little pussy envy, no?
     
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    Her wonky eye causes her to read it as "Evol", though.
     
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    Of course I do. She hates me! :bigcry:
     
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    Good peripheral vision, poor forward vision. I's an equine thing.
     
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    Blind drunk Beth, who is blind because she's drunk, sat on Yoda, who's she couldn't see, because she was blind drunk
     
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    Consuela is not ironing the Stern's sheets.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That kitty is damn cute. Grrrr.
     
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    I always sit down on the middle off the bed, don't you?

    :rolleyes:

    Rainy day nap? She does nothing but nap
     
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    I wonder what crazy adventures Beth will get up to tomorrow. Will she be laying on the floor with a cat? Will she be laying in bed with a cat? Will she be laying on a couch with a cat? I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!
     
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    That's what I like to hear!
     
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    Just like in the Sopranos when Christopher killed Adrianna's dog. He was chasing the dragon when that happened. What's Beth's "excuse"?
     
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    Fuck it, she's just gonna pee on the cat now....
     
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    High on wine.