Beth and her expertise...

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  1. starlit dreamzz

    starlit dreamzz Active Member

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    BethStern Beth Ostrosky



    maybe change diet, add vitamin supplements- ask your vet RT@markley07 @BethStern. Do you have any suggestions for dog balding spots

     
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    Why the fuck would anyone go to her for advice in the first place? Or at least go to her for vet advice. I would go to her for gold digging advice and how not to be famous.
     
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    Dog balding spots will be covered in Oh My Dog II
     
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    You should have asked her how to be a cunt. THERE she's an expert
     
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    It's called mange, caused by a certain kind of microscopic spider mite Beth
     
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    Beth INSISTS Howard fuck her like a jew. SHE covers herself with a sheet with a vagina hole cut in it when the old man climbs on top
     
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    Yeah, I was kinda thinking that, too tired to add 1+1. Thats some serous shit though, and you got that air head telling him too change its diet? :hehe:
    I tinks that is like a lot of pain and torture for the dog. Fuck it, change his diet and give him some jerky treats. Fucking dope
     
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    Her only advice seems to be to hire somebody, in this case it's a vet. Other times it's been hire a therapist, hire a trainer etc.
     
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    "........and do you have the means to hire a dogwalker?"
     
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    Take the dog back for a warranty repair. If it can't be fixed insist on a replacement of similar value.
     
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    Wonder if she'd be annoyed if we all started spamming her stupid Twitter account with inane pet questions. Knowing her vapid ass, she'd be complimented by it.
     
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    "Beth, my dog's chin-hairs are grey, but the hair on his head is darker than ever. Is he just blessed with amazing genetics?"
     
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    And the answer is-Photoshop
     
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    hehehe
    actually why don't we all send her questions that sound like they're about dogs (but really they are Howard's symtoms)? hahahahah
     
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    "Beth, look at my dog's new scarf! He's rock-star hot, like Johnny Depp!"
     
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    My dog claims to be 100% honest and to have integrity, yet he lies constantly and routinely violates every principle he ever criticized others for violating.

    My dog refuses to allow any goofing on his ridiculous new teeth or his bowling alley and now allows all high-ranking members of his pack to opt out of the kinds of discussions that used to make his show funny; and he seems totally oblivious to the fact that this makes it unfunny and just abusive to torment the lowest-ranking pack members by forcing them to dicsuss the most embarrassing conceivable aspects of their pathetic lives.
     
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    You made it!

    No homo, of course.
     
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    whats the best way to steal an ole jews money- TIA xoxoxox
     
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    Be an ex Ames model?
     
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    Oops, that question was rhetorical, wasn't it. Shit. I need more coffee.

    Woke up at fucking 3:30 am for some unknown reason. It's gonna be a loooooong day.