Beth and Howard Could Not Make Love Last Night Due To The Storm

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by David999, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. David999

    David999 Well-Known Member

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    I think it is close to being over. She convinced Stern to stop watching Dancing With The Stars Last night. He thought they were going to get it on, and she turned him down again.:facepalm:
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Can you blame her? She's working to the letter of her contract.

    Wonder where she got that idea? :dontknow:
     
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    I would rather die in the storm than make love to Howard too. It's the first (and only) time Beth did something intelligent.
     
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    :iohi5:
     
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    Nine months from now there's gonna be a shit load of babies born named Sandy, yet they couldn't get it on during the storm? "It's over, Johnny...OVER!"
     
  6. Goo For You

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    I relish these updates. Please keep up the good work, OP.:popcorn:
     
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    Two idiots that the storm should have claimed.
     
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    welcome to fantasy island
     
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    Damn.

    The man's a billionaire living in a two story fortess of solitude and he can't even get laid when the power goes out.
     
  10. Goo For You

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    FYP.:D

    Also, at his age, having experienced pretty much everything that money and fame can buy, the average Western plutocrat has come to the conclusion that happiness comes from having real relationships with real people, and from helping others through various forms of philanthropy. In contrast, our Wiggy is preoccupied with trying to have sex with a de facto hooker, and trying to figure out the basics of vegetarianism. Life may be too short for him to figure any of this out...
     
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    storm schmorn. they couldnt get it on cause she finds him repulsive and cause she dont have a face berry and a dick.......................... actually i wonder if neurotic near 60 year old jew men who look like neurotic near 70 year old jew men and have spent half their lives seeing a shrink can even get it up any more....
     
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    Isn't it interesting that suddenly we hear about all this interaction between Howard and Beff after he "brought her here." It shows that most of the time she is in the Hamptons. They even almost got into a fight (even though they never fight) over Howard wanting to watch DWTS because Beffie wanted to watch the news. It made Howard want to reach for the Ambien ...
     
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    Hurricanes are made for sex. The power goes out, you get drunk, and you screw. That's the point of being married. You trade free sex for hearing about all her friends you don't know or give a shit about.
     
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    "They're just jealous of our love, Robin"

    "We're never apart!"

    Man, I look at those old college photos of Beth and wonder if she ever thought her life was gonna wind up like this: married to an über rich, old, ugly, ultra douchey and neurotic Jewish guy...

    I bet she figured she'd end up with some all-American retired pro football QB like Elway, or someone similar
     
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    And don't forget work, we have to hear about friends (mostly whores) and work. Then we get some poon.
     
  16. BethSucks

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    The storm interupted Beth's partying schedule and forced them to be together for more than the time it takes to eat dinner for the first time in a long while. And what happened, they can't handle the time together without the makings of a fight. The fact that he wanted to watch gay DWTS (which he recently said he doesn't watch any more) while the brain dead whore wanted to watch the news speaks volumes as well.
     
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