Beth and Howard heard but not seen

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Apr 24, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    These two have no fucking life whatsoever. They are two of the loneliest, miseraboe people on earth.

    And i love it!
     
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    I need a pic of MonsterBeef's MonsterHands simply so I could sing

    "Beffy keep your man hands strong, your man hands, Beffy keep your man hands strong."


    o_O
     
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    Look how uninterested Howard looks when he is out with his daughter.
    I bet he's thinking "Will she hurry up and eat? Its almost my bed time."

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    Way to go, Howard. You now officially have (1) made 100% more dinners for your cats than your kids and (2) spent more "quality" time with said cats than you spent with your children during their formative years.

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    Correction, they are the two loneliest people worth nearly a billion dollars. What a waste of money. If I had Howard's money I would travel all over the world and live it up. I'd drive my Ferrari in Monaco while pulling up to my docked yacht. I'd drink wine on the patio of my villa in the hillside of Tuscany. I would ride ATVs along my private beach on my home in the Virgin Islands.

    Instead he stays locked up in his apartment watching Netflix on his I-pad after he just finished painting a picture of a tree. All this while his wife is in the other wing of their home posting photos on Instagram of her cat getting a bath. I know couples that earn in year what Howard makes in two hours that really live their lives to the fullest and create amazing memories and opportunities. Shockingly they do that all without complaining about work, starving themselves, and needing to see a shrink 3 days a week.
     
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    All of their kitty horseshit is making me not like cats:tears::tears:
     
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    A life spent trying to fool people into believing that she's some kind of saint. It's easy to watch after some cats when you have zero money worries, no job and a staff to do the messy work. Fuck her.
     
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    What's with the way she says "cute"? Like there's an "o" in there before the t. Is that a Pittsburgh thing or something she picked up in Europe?
     
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    Its like " animoe "
     
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    Why are there ice cubes in the water? It's not like it's 100 degrees outside.
    It's actually freezing here today.
    Unless Grandma Wiggy needs to keep the heat set at 85 degrees.
     
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    I can only imagine how those girls must hate their dad and his bimbo.
     
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    Those look like two pedigree kitttens don't they?
     
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    Yes Odd Vaark but I am pretty sure they are "special needs" or some such shit..:rolleyes:
     
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    They're Conquerers??
     
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    Well said. Such a pathetic existence the both of them. Their supposed philanthropy "saves" a couple dozen kittens a year. Do something worthwhile at least. Brad Pitt and Oprah Winfrey negro woman of the south are feeding entire African villiages and building schools while Howard wont even fund the dead dog free range kitten ranch. What's his plan? Just to die with a billion dollars in the bank?
     
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    Well, I happen to know (from helping my wife take care of a 22 yr old cat) that some cats need, or just plain want, ice cold water. But beth ho is still an annoying cunt. End rant.
     
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    Wow! How fascinating!!! Two kittens are actually eating!!!! This is all so mind boggling!!!! :nocheer:
     
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    :winner: