Beth and Howard Thursday

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    A foster giveaway and Howard petting new kitten Eloise, he named the other foster Ravioli because Steak would have been offensive.




    bethosternNew Foster Alert!!! A 5 month old female tuxedo. Howard named her Eloise







    bethosternTo follow the scrumptious CUCUMBER: @the_cucumber_chronicles#yourewelcome ❤️
     
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    :eek: She forgot to draw in her eyebrows and to put on her fake lashes.
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller."

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    Could you let these people hold the cats on their own, you big headed Herman Munster cock-eyed freak?!
     
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    As much as I can not stand these self-absorbed douche nozzles...that black and white kitten is adorable.
     
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    Look at the airbrushing in that 2nd photo. :eek:
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Umm... I think there's a lot of fresh botox there. She looks puffy.

    She needs to stop messing with her face... it's going to get really crazy soon if she doesn't slow down with all that.
     
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    Cats....

    That's your big issue. CATS.

    Don't get me wrong, I love animos...

    But with all the troubles in this world, this billionaires issue is CATS.
     
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    Right? Probably the first chance these folks have at holding their new cat and they have to pry it away from some bobble head. Just let the freaking new owners enjoy their new cat and GTFO.
     
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    Who is the babe next to beth?
     
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    Howard should have named them Takeout Food and You Porn, since those are the two biggest things in his life. Pretty funny that Beth chooses to stay in the Hamptons instead of living with him. Wiggy told Sal he should divorce his wife if she doesn't cook dinner for him and is unavailable for sex.
     
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    :ff:

    And she forgot the hat
     
  12. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller."

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    It's even worse when she does that shit to children.
     
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    Why yes little Susie you'll get to play with your new kitty, but first I have to check my makeup, make sure my big dumb hat is just right, and pose for a few dozen staged photos. Then after you pry her from my hands you'll get to play with her.
     
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    99% of the population does not know how to properly hold a cat. Beth is an expert & needs to teach them how over a 3-5 day period.
     
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    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller."

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    :jj:
     
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    That's why her nose looks so fucking huge!
     
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    The odds of her posting with someone who isn't traditionally good looking?

    Zero.zero
     
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    He better be laying low given the Fatwah against him.
     
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    The woman on the left probably jumped a few points by sitting next to Beth.

    All I see now looking at her is her brother holding her like they are crossing the threshold on their honeymoon.
     
  20. RonHeinzkaboot

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    who names a cat cucumber?

    also she looks like she got new tits