Beth and Howard's secret vacation

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I'm just amazed that no Beth or Howard's pics or blurbs have shown up while they are on vacation. It's hard to stay invisible in Palm Beach or LA. Wherever Heidi Klum or Mel B go someone is taking their picture. Even Howie Mandel shows up from time to time in the papers. America's judge is like Whitey Bulger when he was on the run. Maybe the real fact is no one gives a shit. Only the New York Post and New York Daily News which are clearly on Howard's payroll. They post pics of Beth almost every other day when she is in the New York area. Always dropping names of restaurants which Howard wants publicized where he has dinner.

    Once they are out of New York the gossip columnists are nowhere to be found. When you are only eating at hot 5 star restaurants there has to be some paparazzi staked out front. Find it hard to believe if Howard is staying at Four Seasons or the Palm Beach estate that he hasn't gone out. We are just assuming they are in the states. Maybe he went to St Bart's. That would explain why the pets didn't come with them. It's too hard to clear animals through customs as they could be traveling with an ailment. I'm amazed that Beth isn't quarantined with Hoof and Mouth disease
     
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    Howards vacation could consist of him coming to work...Let horsey vacation at Aqueduct...
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    They both had some type of cosmetic bullshit done and then skipped town. Seriously! No doubt about it.
     
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    Beefus posted today but they were only pics of cats. Definitely had a trip to grandma's before vacation.
     
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    Beth is visiting grandma and Wiggy is "hanging out" east with Ralph.
     
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    Beth's vacation:
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    Fruity McWig's vacation:
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  7. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    The cat pictures are only of former fosters. Maybe it was time for some Botox boosters as others have speculated.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Beff's enjoying a lovely stroll along the beach
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    Howard's enjoying a lovely time at the beach as well
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    Cuz nobody cares outside of those New York papers

    Scott Baio could be on vactation also but nobody is interested either
     
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    Fuckwald must be on vacation too.
     
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    I hope Beth takes the plastic one step too far please Jesus hear my prayer I'd settle for Howard going Burt Reynolds
     
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    jesus.. wgaf really.

    find a hobby dude
     
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    the "candid" photos of stars doing mundane activities are often staged to promote apparel, venues, cars, jewelry, and other product placements...if a mega star chooses to be hidden from public view, they have the resources to do that
     
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    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    This IS his hobby and it makes me happy. So STFU and have a nice day. :)
     
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    Who takes care of all those mangy cats when the two idiots are on yet another vacation (from nothing)?
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    How about if someone made a terrible mistake and left them for care in the kill shelter instead of the NSAL no kill shelter.
     
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    If they were vacationing in Palm Beach there would be the obligatory bikini shot of Beth by the pool flaunting their wealth and FU $$$$. No Instagram bikini shot leads me to believe she's at Grandma's for more face work. Wouldn't be surprised if Howard was getting some touch up work himself prior to AGT tapings this spring.
     
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    Maybe every couple of years, Howard has to have major wig maintenance.
     
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    i love Adqeduct.:whythelongface?: And there off Its Beth buy 4. Wire too wire the finish line had wiggys wallet waiting.
     
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    I am sure wherever they are it has a lovely pasture.
     
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