Beth and Whitney Cummings Friendship

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    From the way Howard described Beth's first contact with Whitney (by Beth asking Whitney to lunch), it sounded like Beth wanted to size up the competition. As I recall, Beth went to finishing school (not sure about that). If she did, I'm sure she learned a few things about how to keep a wealthy husband, like making sure she kept the competition at-bay. Howard used to rant about Whitney's beauty. I'm sure Beth was following the adage, "keep your friends close and your enemies closer". Now Beth has Whitney at arms length and can manage her interaction with HS, because they are such close friends.

    Don't be fooled by Beth - she's no dummy when it comes to protecting her "wiggy bank"!


    By the way - Whitney sounded close to a break down several times during the interview on HSS. I never realized she was so damaged.
     
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    I forgot I clicked this.
     
  3. John Sterling

    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Holy fuck. Java might not be the only thing to forget you.
     
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  5. IlluminatiJones

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    First off, welcome! :)

    Secondly, I appreciate the thought you put into this, but this theory rests upon two ridiculous notions............

    1. that Beefus thinks Howard is straight

    and

    2. that she gives a fuck who he fucks

    :secret: it's not a real marriage. she's just a beard to go along with the wig. he stays out of her way, he caters to her spoiled princess special-needs, and in return she shouts and flails her arms in interviews about how wonderful he is.

    every moment together is a photo-op in one way or another, not an actual moment together.
     
  6. John Sterling

    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Einstein just sent me this message along with negative reps (Oh noes, I'm so hurt!):

    What a dumb douche. Same writing style as the annoying, wordy, boring cunt above me too.
     
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  7. jgard

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    Dude, Beth saw Whitney being on the show as an advantageous way of an "in" for her and Whitney who had become the hottest thing ever (guarantee the initial email came when Whitney's NBC show first started, and Whitney knew this, she didn't think Beth was jealous, but lovve that she essentially called Beff out on her bs move....so Beth got Whitney's email n contacted....how any variation from what Sal used to do w/ show guests????) Beth is vomitus IMO and I bet she does this sort of shit all the time: used Howard and the show's connects to facilitate a "friendship" w/ a celebrity who is hot at the time. It usually culminates in Beth getting herself on their shows and Howard is obligated to reciprocate by subsequently having that person on to plug their endeavors.
    Part of me thinks the predominant reason he didn't retire was fear that Beth would not have her public spotlight and be afforded access to celebs and potential appearances.
     
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    Whitney was hired to be Beth's friend to help fund raise :grad:
     
  9. John Sterling

    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    More neg reps (I'm devastated) from IlluminatiClowny:


    Somebody takes the internet way too seriously. What a rich life you must be leading there, you annoying cunt. Dude...IlluminatingJagoffJones - get a life; do something constructive instead of rambling incoherently, all day and all night, on an internet forum.
     
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    Whitney: 14 years you've been together with Beth.... Howard explain that you cheating sack of shit. You lie! We've caught you. You are a liar. You're kids hate you, we all hate you !
     
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    Lol that timeline gets more blurred each day - what happened to allll of the bitches he went wild w/ and Angie Everhart and Robin Givens??? Where was the time for all of these?
     
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    The ONLY reason Whitney kisses Beth's ass is b/c Howard had Whitney on before she was famous...just another kiss ass move.
     
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    You are boarding on blue font...careful my friend..
     
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    List of people Beth wants/wanted for BFFs;

    Sarah Silverman
    Kelly Ripa - Why haven't they called us back?
    Jessica Seinfeld - Please beg Jerry for an invite
    Gwyneth Paltrow - see above
    Molly McNearney-Kimmel - Maybe they'll ask us to be in the wedding.
    Ellen Degeneres - I love animoes! You love animoes!
    Any "Real Housewife" - she seems to be friendly with the crazy ones.

    etc, etc... nothing seems to stick except for the total lunatics.
     
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    Slappy nailed it.... no one wants to be friends with Beth. The only people that do, WANT something from Howard...
     
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    This. Lest anyone believe that Natalie Maines has anything in common with Beth, she too, like Whitney was obviously hired by Howard to take on Beth as a BFF to help promote the 7 Million Dollar Project "Bianca's House"

    This is all too ez to figure out :grad:
     
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    what does that ex of billy joel, kathy katie whatever want from beth?
     
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    She is teaching her the ropes...grasshopper..
     
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    Thanks!

    I also think she has the prepubescent idea that if she could only meet someone famous face-to-face, they would be instant BFFs. I liken it to a tween thinking Justin Bieber would want her to be his girlfriend if they merely locked eyes.

    Friends are people who have common interests. She seems to think Howard's fame is that commonality. All of the people I mentioned above have a lot more going on than Howard and animoes.