Stern Show Beth article "Cat Lady" in Jan/Feb 2016 WebMD magazine

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  1. Elisa Jane

    Elisa Jane Well-Known Member

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    I had a doctor's appointment this morning and found an article all about Beth on page 49 of this free magazine found in doctor's offices. It's a two page article with "photographs by Howard Stern". The photos are pretty bad- Beth looks mean and intense. It is the same old stuff about how Bill Joel and Rachel Ray contributed big bucks to North Shore, and Howard named all the cats with food names. It also promotes the Kitten Bowl. I am at work so I can't scan it but will try later. The article says Beth is a "television personality and animal activist" and they quoted her saying, "I don't have human children, so this is my purpose."
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Well done
     
  4. Elisa Jane

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    She doesn't have a human personality either
     
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  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    "Whenever a cat or kitten needs us, we're there."

    :artiejj:
     
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    Holy airbrushing and photoshopping, Batman!

    :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    Next time she's in studio, will they send her to the moon?
     
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    the wonk is strong here :lmao:

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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    OMG it's Markiplier
     
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    Wonder if the Author Melanie D.G.Kaplan is related to Jason Kaplan. Wouldn't shock me if it was.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    If Howard photoshopped this photo, then it's proof her hates her. She looks obese!
     
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  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Surprised they didn't level out her eyes while they were at it.
     
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    Umm, why is she featured in the "family and parenting" section?
     
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    Makes all the stay-at-home real moms feel better about their own lives: "At least I am not a barren, washed up do-nothing, waiting for my hideous beard to pass away so I can grab the loot at age 75 and spend the remaining 10 years of my life staring at 25 empty rooms in a piss-encrusted mansion."
     
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    Nice angora sweater, savior of animoes.
     
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    I don't think that level of photo manipulation is possible.
     
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    We'd transport hurt wildlife. I took a course on how to transport wounded wild animals a few years ago.
    When an animal is hurt we don't ignore it. :cheer:

    I also notice that Blind Bella is now from a junkyard. So ammmazzzing !!!
     
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    Looks like an unused photo from Howard and Beth's ad campaign for :facepalm: ... CushionSource.com.

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    She's so stoic and self-serious here that she looks like she's posing for US currency, yet she has a kitten high-fiving her Botoxed forehead.

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    This Equal Rights for Kittens thing is just too hard to take seriously when you've got a self-satisfied pioneer trying to look noble and important while posing with a kitten who's doing cute little kitten things.
     
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    "My parents firstborn was a collie mix" What a nut
     
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