Beth attends obscure "Animal Aid" event

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  1. Thelma

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    What, no red carpets or photo ops for kids with cancer or disabled vets who need ramps built on their houses? Fucking vapid cunt she should get hit by a fucking train where she explodes into a thousand pieces of undistinguishable chopped meat. Then all the feral kitties and homeless mutts can devour what's left of her miserable rotting corpse
     
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    With Prince Lorenzo Borghese - he was "The Bachelor" in 2006. I bet Howard wishes he could trade places with Beth - although Beth is pretty thrilled:
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    One of the pics has a close up of another purse for the animal lover - I had never heard of this bachelor prince before - Beth isn't mentioned in the announcement, although it mentions Stephen Baldwin (not Alec) as well as Donald Trump's son.

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    Also Georgina, Mayor Bloomberg's daughter. She's involved with the Humane Society as well.
     
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    "Animal Aid" :rolleye:
     
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    Animoe Aid!
     
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    baby aid soon
     
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    The animoe version of this -
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    Beth doesn't want to be famous.... and I guess she'll go to anything than stay home with Howard.
     
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    Does the stupid CUNT realize that when she dies ALONE as the crazy old cat lady of the Hamptons (long after Howard dies & the three daughters battle her for whats left of the marbles) that all her stupid fucking precious animoes will devour her rotting corpse? Silly twat.
     
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    That's why I think it would be great if they had a kid. Can you imagine the mad scramble for The Wig's marbles by all parties involved?

    Even if you believe Beth gets along with his kids now, you have to concede it will be all out warfare over the loot - especially with a big nose kid of her own in toe.
     
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    She will die alone on a pile of money, most likely with the mummified corpse of Howie, Raye and Ben buried beneath it. It will be the best episode of Horders ever.
     
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    I also want to point out something else about women that don't have kids - and this not meant to offend.

    My wife and I have a couple of dogs that we got right around the time we moved in together. She'd buy them all sorts of shit, dress them up at every holiday and take pictures, just spoil them. When we later married and had kids that shit ended. Our kids are now her life. She still loves the dogs, but a woman's kids are the apple of their eye.

    So when The Wig succumbs to the pressure and Queen Beth gets kids, you'll see a 100% turn around. North Shore who?
     
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    You're a stronger man than I am, I wouldn't have put up with that dog dressing shit. Then again I don't want kids so I'd take it as a sign to head for zee hillz.
     
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    Dude, if I could find these pics (I'm sure she knows where they are)...Dogs dressed up as pumpkins and shit on Halloween.

    But, honestly, I didn't care. I knew she loved the dogs. And in a way I knew she'd be a great mom. I knew when we had kids they'd have the best mother any kid could ask for.

    That's a question every man should ask himself before getting married; what kind of mother is this woman going to be...
     
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    Reminds me of this hot little Columbian chick I used to date. She was smoking but would actually mass produce these ridiculous calendars every year with her little Yorkie dressed in all kinds of ridiculous outfits for every month of the year. Looney cunt...
     
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    I wonder who the lucky guy was that fucked her tonight? And how much she charged him.
     
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    The picture of the hand touching the paw, might be one of the gayest things I've ever seen.