Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Nov 30, 2014.
Her pussy is getting pussy.
She must be so bored with life
She's so lazy. What a loafer.
She's married to a near-billionaire and the best kitty bathroom she could come up with is a wide-open, plastic, turd tray. I'm with @xavier - there's no way this chic has good hygiene practices.
What a fucking vomit
I saw a spread eagle cat and 1/16th of Beefo's feet.
If she didn't have 50 servants cleaning up after her, I guarantee we'd be looking at a hoarder situation.
Read a book, take a walk, DO something!!
...i hope she gets fleas.
I just can't imagine having that kind of wealth and not enjoying it.
My god, her husband works 3 days a week or less with plenty of vacation.
I'd be damned if I spent all my time hiding in the Hamptons playing with kittens.
The only time Howard likes the smell of pussy is from the cats.
It was that or go back to being a hooker in Saudi Arabia for smelly arabs.
She's trapped. He doesn't like to travel, he keeps strange hours, and no doubt there's an iron-clad prenup. The old money won't speak to her, and the new money laughs at her. She wants to be a model, but is just a modoe. The only venue left is charity work, and in her case, catering to something at her intellectual level...like kittens.
When Beth and Howard went to flea markets in the countryside they were thrilled to find that antique mirror. Beth in her fedora, Howard wearing his scarf haggling over the price of the mirror congratulating themselves in the bargain they located. Nah, they paid some decorator triple the actual price of the mirror to buy it for their house.
Howard: hello, is this Consuela?
Consuela: hi, Mr. S
Howard: hey, is Beth there?
Consuela: yes, but she's...ummm...busy
Howard: she's on the floor again, isn't she
Howard: I'll call tomorrow.
I bet she ain't wearing panties with them sweatpants. Musty aroma
4 minutes ago
Little George had been watching ice skating for over an hour straight! Cutest thing ever. He likes it