Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jun 2, 2012.
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You can lead a Beth to water.
...but you can't look in her mouth.
That's a fucking awesome chop...but Jews get baptized??
Ok, i know i took a little artistic license with this one. I just couldnt resist.
Who's to say Beth doesn't think Jews get baptized?
I know right? Any reason to get dressed up in a skimpy number and show off works for her.
Especially if theres a camera around.
I bet she calls it bathtize because you get wet.
Jews don't believe in Jesus so no baptism there. Good "shop" though.
In the Michael Jordan River, no less.
Post of the day!
Okay, the question is: do I want to know what that really is in your sig?:weird:
She's gonna have to get circumcised.
Oddly enough, the process of converting to Judaism does involve a ritual immersion in water, called a "Mikveh". Really isn't that odd, I suppose, considering the traditional religions borrowed from each other heavily. About the only thing I would be curious about in the Stern universe these days would be Beth attempting to read the Torah in Hebrew.
Will she be wearing her ever present gold cross while she's reading the Torah?
It is an alien in MIB 3 but it looks like Blobin's tumor.
we don't do it that way; jews aren't born again or baptized. you're being embarrassing.
Can someone please chop VanAlden drowning her?