Beth becoming a Jew...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  2. HowieStearn

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    it's more like thi$

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  3. gilaet

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    You can lead a Beth to water. :grad:
     
  4. Wangold

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    ...but you can't look in her mouth. :)
     
  5. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    That's a fucking awesome chop...but Jews get baptized?? : oy:
     
  6. GaryPuppet

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    Ok, i know i took a little artistic license with this one. I just couldnt resist.
     
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    Who's to say Beth doesn't think Jews get baptized? :dontknow:
     
  8. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I know right? Any reason to get dressed up in a skimpy number and show off works for her.
    Especially if theres a camera around.
     
  9. gilaet

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    I bet she calls it bathtize because you get wet.
     
  10. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Jews don't believe in Jesus so no baptism there. Good "shop" though.
     
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    In the Michael Jordan River, no less.
     
  12. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    :cwl: Post of the day!
     
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    Okay, the question is: do I want to know what that really is in your sig?:eek::weird:
     
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    She's gonna have to get circumcised.
     
  15. Cawn

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    JEW DUNK!
     
  16. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Oddly enough, the process of converting to Judaism does involve a ritual immersion in water, called a "Mikveh". Really isn't that odd, I suppose, considering the traditional religions borrowed from each other heavily. About the only thing I would be curious about in the Stern universe these days would be Beth attempting to read the Torah in Hebrew.
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    Will she be wearing her ever present gold cross while she's reading the Torah?
     
  18. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    It is an alien in MIB 3 but it looks like Blobin's tumor.
     
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    we don't do it that way; jews aren't born again or baptized. you're being embarrassing.
     
  20. ilovebacon

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    Can someone please chop VanAlden drowning her?

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    tia