Beth Bertations

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    A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night. - Chanakya
     
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    "Two in the pink. One in the stink"...Nemo
     
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    My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
    Winston Churchill
     
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    Sterns so in love.....with animal pelts
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    "I don't see color!".....Howard Stern
    :lol:
     
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    I guess she only means cute animoes since she doesn't have a problem wearing leather.
     
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    [video=youtube;6B_YzovZ3No]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B_YzovZ3No[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;f1LSUiuToRU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1LSUiuToRU[/video]
     
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    "A dog will look up to you, a cat will look down at you, but a pig will look you in the eye and know he's met his equal."- Winston Churchill (seems like a good place to insert the pic of Beth kissing a pig)
     
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    his chin is now bigger than his beak, fucking ponderous.
     
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    All Stern cats are declawed.....right?

    :facepalm:
     
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    Well of course! Toe amputations are the rule of the day. EVERY DAY!

    Do you fucking realize how much they paid for that furniture? Have you no heart?

    Won't somebody pray for the furniture?:wtf:
     
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    "I am an honest company man. Why are these Sirius fuckers looking at me like I'm up to something?".....Stern just days before his lawsuit was announced
     
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    :puke::puke::puke::puke:
    they are so full of shit..... they're so much in love with each other.

    isn't it sweet the way they hold hands and the way they look into each others eyes?
    they're middle aged (one is a senior citizen)....the world isn't interested or "jealous of their love".:facepalm:
     
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    beth o is a fucking moron -me
     
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    Technically coincidentally the amputations occurred before they were rescued by the Sterns.

    And remember to only adopt rescue dogs too...:jj: