Beth blabs to washed-up, broke, old, white-trash bestie Brandie Gland-whatever about Howie's condoms

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Brandy: I've heard about your condoms from your wife

    (Howard nervously chuckles then deflects)

    Later...

    Brandy: Condoms...they're not comfortable for women

    Howard: They're not?!

    Brandy: No...um...I mean <chuckle> ask your wife

    Howard: Oh, whhaat? She complained to you?

    Brandy: No <nervous laugh> she just said there were condoms everywhere...

    Howard: Well...I like to have sex...<stammer> <change subject>

    Very awkward moments.

    And he had this dumb cunt on for over an hour. That would never happen back in the day. He's getting dementia in his old age.

    That kind of inner sanctum reveal is NOT approved. Not to mention the endless pics of their tacky abodes she floods the interwebs with. This marriage ain't gonna last very long with the way she blabs about ultra-private Howard all the time.
     
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    Later that day...

    Howard: Get rid of the condoms. I'm done with them.

    Ralph: But I thought you need to wear them.

    Howard: Not anymore. Not after today's show.

    Ralph: So you just want to go bareback?

    Howard: Shut up and bend over.
     
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    Lotta weird STDs over in the middle east from all that camel fucking. :eek:
     
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    Germaphobe. Nothing more or less.

    It's ridiculous when he says he doesn't have OCD. He's the fucking king of it.
     
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    I missed that. Maybe Wiggy is finally giving up the charade that his wife is in any danger of getting pregnant at 43 even if she is a woman and they actually had sexual intercourse.
     
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    "Beth loves the feeling of me being inside her. She wants me to wear condoms so that I can be inside of her longer. Besides, women really don't like the feeling of penis skin. All the best lovers wear condoms, Robin."
     
  7. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Spell RED? ...L-S-T-E-R Gold

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    I like listening on the sirius app...I completely skipped that whore.
     
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    Condoms are uncomfortable for women? How so? Men I can understand.
     
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    I wouldn't call them uncomfortable. They certainly feel different than flesh to flesh contact however. Not sure if Brandy has a huge vocabulary bank to draw from ...
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I say again, I'd be shocked if they have sex anymore. Everything either of them says or does in "public" is about image building and protecting. "There are condoms everywhere! My husband can't enough of me!"
     
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    Brandi has some inside information. She and Beth are making plans for an "oopsie".
     
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    Trust me, I was close to going the ffwd route but left it on as I was doing menieal shit. Background noise. But your ears kind of perk up whenever a civillian gives up any insider details about knowing these two recluse losers.
     
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    Howard is so odd about condoms.
    One of the few perks about being married is not having to use a condom when one is sinking the sausage.
    I honestly feel sorry for Beth.
     
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    Ummm

    I hate to be the one to tell you this but in the "testosterone contest" on the show, Howard took first place. In fact, he had one of the highest testosterone levels ever observed. Also, he looks 32 years old and gets mistaken for Justin Theroux and the girls that watch AGT think he was the bad boy in a 90's boy band.

    This man is always ready to FUCK and Beth is always ready to get it. FACT.

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    So Howard no longer keeps them locked in a safe? He's really beginning to trust her after 15 years together.
     
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    Makes zero sense that Howard hasn't had a vasectomy. He's not religious. He's been claiming for two decades now that he doesn't want anymore kids. He claimed he was holding off because Beth didn't want him to do it. But he could easily have some of his sperm frozen and then later do IVF if he changed his mind about kids. He could afford the best fertility docs in the business.
     
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    No. She was talking about the used ones filled with his jizz dust. He just throws them about and the maid cleans up. Any dust that falls out she just uses a feather duster and some Pledge.
     
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    Condoms help to protect from sexually transmitted diseases, people.
     
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    Well, Robin, I invented wearing condoms while married. Other fucks have stolen it from me over the years but I was the first.
     
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    Holy shit, just LOOK at that wig.
     
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