Stern Show Beth blind items

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethosternPoor Yoda isn't feeling well. He has to have eye surgery next week. It's an issue that is common in Persian cats. Persian cats are high maintenance just like Bulldogs.




    bethosternJust a blind kitten and her duck.


     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    There are none so blind that don't see
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Beth should adopt Forrest Whittaker. He has a lazy eye.
     
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    Beth is a carrier for feline blindness.
     
  5. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    her blind cats that can not see
     
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    I pity the maid who constantly has to vacuum that place for cat hair. It's like the painters that paint the Golden gate Bridge. Finish then have to start all over again. Except they don't have a cunty blonde barking orders at them.
     
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  7. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    The only attention mooooose gets that it feels is genuine. Taking a fucked up kitn to the vet.
    Everybody else has their hand out. Mooooose knows everybody dislikes it and tolerates it.
    But the vets is different.:snicker:

    Mooooose is using eyelash growth serum. It makes gross spidery weird lashes. You actually have to cut them. And they are fucking gross.

    F mutt
     
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    Seriously, what the fuck is the monster on?
     
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    If she takes Yoda's eyes out , we are going to have to call some type of authorities in, shits getting ridiculous.
     
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    Blind items....... I get it! :idea:
     
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    There is no way that Howard doesn't believe in his OCD heart of hearts that he is not going to get a blinding eye infection from this.

    At least we have that.
     
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    I know. Her mouth is basically on the cat's infected crusty eyes. No way he's touching her
     
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    Third book title in the works...


    My Yoda just shat in the ficus again. Stupid blind fuck.



    New York Times bestseller in the Munchausen by proxy category.
     
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    If Beth ever came within a hundred yards of my cat, I'd throw a rock at her huge forehead.
    Beth is a mutant.
     
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    Yoda Becomes a Cyclops :grad:
     
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    [​IMG]

    @Quality Control
     
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    Whenever she speaks about a black person, does she always point out they are black even when it has no relevance to the conversation?

    That blind kitten was obviously sleeping and the fucking asshole stuck that toy on her just to take a stupid pic.
     
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    Never fear. Yoda will get is life when he sees who's praying for him.

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    We should all be so lucky as this white ass cat.




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    Look People!! My objects, are lounging on my other objects... aren't I great?
     
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    Just a blind kitten and her horse.
     
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