Beth brought the cats to city for her Letterman audience appearance

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 10, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    68,048
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    13,591
    Likes Received:
    15,984
    Beth has to make an audience appearance tomorrow to pad her IMDB credits. Guessing that Dave will give her a shout out after Beth pleaded with Howard so she can wave her giant hand on TV. Even a bigger horror is if she somehow weasels her way on stage. It's not out of the question. I think she takes these window pictures to show off their Penthouse view. I don't think a cat wearing a cone who is still weary from surgery jumped up to the window sill.





    bethostern
    2 hours ago
    Walter had most of his teeth removed and he's not happy wearing his cone. #unhappycamper
     
  2. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    20,713
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    2,577
    Likes Received:
    5,327
    My cats are 13 years old and have had their teeth cleaned once at the Vets and still have all their teeth and no dental problems.:kitty: We clean their teeth once a month or so at home. Vary their diet between dry and canned and they should keep all their teeth for their whole lives.:cl:
     
    blindbella likes this.
  3. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    134,096
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    11,745
    Likes Received:
    27,707
    I tried to clean our cats teeth once
    I ended up getting fucking shredded by the bastard
    does the cat still have all it's teeth and are they healthy?
    no fucking idea--I ain't going in there again
     
  4. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    68,048
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    13,591
    Likes Received:
    15,984
    Walter lost his teeth eating the Almonds that Howard drops on the floor.
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    162,029
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,040
    I thought that Apple was the one near death.

    Now, Walter is at death's door?
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  6. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    134,115
    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2014
    Messages:
    9,668
    Likes Received:
    19,648
    I thought Yoda was at deaths door
     
  7. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,804
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    7,056
    Likes Received:
    16,384
    The Animoe Expert's raising quite the healthy brood there.
     
  8. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,804
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    7,056
    Likes Received:
    16,384
    I tried trimming my little beast's toenails.
    Never again.
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    162,029
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,040
    Seems as though all of her cats are dying under her supervision.
     
  10. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    68,048
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    13,591
    Likes Received:
    15,984

    Plenty of replacement kittens available. Apple and Walter are knock, knock, knocking on Heaven's Door.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew, baci and Margos like this.
  11. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    134,115
    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2014
    Messages:
    9,668
    Likes Received:
    19,648
    I'm starting to think they all want to die as soon as she meets them .
     
  12. skunk anansie

    skunk anansie Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    11,119
    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2015
    Messages:
    913
    Likes Received:
    1,818
    Munchausen by proxy.

    Bitch be crazy.
     
  13. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

    Reputations:
    88,898
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,434
    Likes Received:
    12,593
    My beloved cat had terrible plaque on his teeth from a very early age. The vet always wanted to do expensive work to fix them. I said he has no issues eating. Vet kept telling me "Not now- but it can cause health problems and shorten his life"..

    Cat lived 17 years.
     
  14. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    48,071
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2015
    Messages:
    3,882
    Likes Received:
    8,393
    I didn't even think that it would be possible for this to happen until you brought it up, but I did predict that Howard would talk about NSAL so yeah...there goes that...BethOno will be up there with Howie and it's going to be a shit show.

    He's so fucking neutered in 2015. I wish that I could go back in time to 1993/94 and bring THAT Howard back with me to see what the fuck happened to him in the future. What a show that would be.
     
  15. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

    Reputations:
    406,055
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    10,958
    Likes Received:
    28,748
    Okay, so Consuela had kind of a bad year caring for the cat herd. Whatever. It happens. So what do you do for a living, Mr. Perfect?
     
  16. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

    Reputations:
    191,703
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    92,571
    Likes Received:
    44,946
    Rickles: "Is that your wife in the audience, Howard? Here, sweetheart! Have a sugar cube!"
     
  17. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

    Reputations:
    363,762
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    32,199
    Likes Received:
    26,771
    blindbella, teehee, reno and 4 others like this.
  18. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

    Reputations:
    191,703
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    92,571
    Likes Received:
    44,946
  19. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    162,029
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,040
    So now Howard AND Walter have fake teeth?
     
  20. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

    Reputations:
    191,703
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    92,571
    Likes Received:
    44,946
    At least the cat still has his own hair
    :rs: