Stern Show Beth busy signing hundreds of books for Bookends (Beth not in pic)

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    8h
    • bethosternWe are busy signing hundreds of books for Bookends, (store in Ridgewood, NJ). I believe you can still order a signed one by calling that store or going to their online site
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    • nuff_stuffAmazon messed up my order of @bethostern's first book, Yoda and Kittens. So don't hold your breath.
    • robvestIf you send me one w you and Howard signing it I'll send you 100 bucks plus cost of book
    • nuspecs@shadyandmunchkin I read them both last night and cried too. I'm 55
    • elialoriI bought 3 and just received them yesterday
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    OMFG KITTIES EVERYWHERE :wub:
     
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    "We are busy" meaning she and Consuelo and whomever she recruits to sign her name on a book for her?
     
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    Would love to get the actual count of books sold. Not the idiots who reply on Instagram that work in India or the books actually bought by Howard using fake addresses.
     
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    According to dawgshed, the whole book can be read in a little over 4 minutes.
     
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    Which one is Yoda
     
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    At this point I totally believe Horseface was an escort.....she certainly knows how to whore out product.
     
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    That fucking smirk on her face is god damn ridiculous. She looks so phony.
     
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    "Robin, this is the false story"
     
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    He HAS to know she's revolting at this point right?
     
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    Please tell me that annemariecarlo is institutionalized
     
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    "When you put something out there, and see it happen, knowing it's going to save more lives, is truly the best feeling I could ever have."
    -Beth O (I can only assume lol)

    There's our English major. Good thing she married rich. She's a goddamn moron.
     
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    Beth is usually in 3/4 of whatever she's shooting, so this is an improvement. I still can't believe her publishers went with Yoda. Stern must have paid for everything.
     
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    I think I can hear Rachael Ray saying, "Help, please get her off me"
     
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    She's an imbecile. But she knows how to scam. Mama Judy and Papa Robert taught her well.
     
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    Weird how these cats with unique medical conditions keep coming into her life right at the moment that gives her enough advance time to get a book out by the Christmas season.
     
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    She is a filthy pig. There are women out there right now, raising kids and working their goddamned asses off, getting no glory whatsoever. Just keeping their heads above water and one step ahead of the bill collector. And this filthy ex middle eastern "comfort lady" is the self proclaimed Queen of New York by the Buchwald Spin Factory. Throw Stern off the airwaves and take this Polish beard with him. Time for some new and younger....and more honest...entertainment blood. Thank you.
     
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