Beth can be your escort.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Reacher, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. Reacher

    Reacher Member

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    :rolleye:
     
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    Holy Shit!!!

    Q: Are any travel arrangements included?

    A: No. Transportation, accommodations, and all other expenses remain the responsibility of winner and are not included in this auction.
     
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    "All proceeds go to charity"

    :spit:
     
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    It gets even better!!!

    Q: Can we take pictures and request autographs?

    A: Yes. The winner and guest can pose for a photo with Beth Stern (not Howard Stern) and request autograph, subject to reasonable limitations.


    Q: Will my guests and I meet Howard Stern or the other AGT judges, contestants, or host?


    A: You and your guests will be introduced to Howard Stern for a brief greeting. Interacting with Howard Stern, the other judges, host, or contestants of the show is NOT part of this auction.
     
  6. baltimore mike

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    15 grand

    :lol:
     
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    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    I can't believe this shit:

    All sales are final; there are no refunds of the winning bid.
    A bid is a legally binding contract and you agree to be bound to make payment if your eBay ID is the highest bidder, even if a higher bid has been removed, resulting in you being the high bidder.



    As an occasional seller on eBay I can assure you - no eBay bid is a legally binding contract.
     
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    No condom :cheer:
     
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    So for 15k, you can't even get a stupid autograph from Howard and maybe not eve Beth? Who are the idiots with too much money who bid on this shit?

    Oh boy, Howard Stern is going to barely look at me and say hi. How exciting!
     
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    or as Artie likes to say, Fifteen GRAAAAANNNNNNNND
     
  11. Senator Rick

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    Oh this part is REALLY good:

    All participants more than 18 years old will require a background check at bidder’s expense.
     
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    First!
     
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    15 millionnnnnn graaaaaaaand
     
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    I'll go for this if a blumpkin is thrown in.
     
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    Amazing. Guess Artie can't bid and have a chance to speak (briefly) with his bro.

    So what in one's background would get them excluded? Rape? Having been on the O&A show? Being a member of Dawgs?
     
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    Check out the auction. There are all kinds of stipulations and other nonsense.
    I can't believe Howard signed off on this.
     
  18. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard also has an auction to sit in on the news. Too bad we couldn't get enough money together to have Artie win it. Artie could bring Gilbert as his guest and they could sit there and keep saying the n word. Would be like the good ole days.
     
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    yeah but it said free fucking shipping.
     
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    Buckwald must hate this.. He will have to bid so as to keep his #1 client happy.
     
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