Beth can legally change her ethnic code to Asian with the next face lift

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  1. chapped

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    Would that make her an Asian pony??

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    But doesn't she already claim to be Arabian with that mouth?
     
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    How Wiggy ever got away with billing this hosebeast as beautiful is a true mystery.
     
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    she is skinny and and has fake blonde hair..

    so that goes a long way these days..

    she was cute back before the face lifts and nose jobs

    now she looks like an old worn out leather shoe
     
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    She certainly had a lot of Arabian IN that mouth
     
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    Flea bit swayback lame nag. Arabians are beautiful creatures.
     
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    and talented

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    awfoe pic! she looks so harsh and old....although the dog is cute. beth is going to have to tone down her makeup. when you get to be a certain age you can look very witchy (and beth is fast approaching that age). the false lashes and dark red lipstick aren't working for her.
     
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    Agree completely. You'd think a woman as wealthy as her could afford/would employ professional, competent make-up artists and stylists to advise her on what looks good - and what DOESN'T. I'm Beef's age, 41 and I think I look okay most of the time, but I was going through/cleaning out my make-up the other day, trying on all my different lip glosses and lipsticks and OOFA, dark colors don't work for me anymore. I go from looking okay for my age to kinda harsh with a simple lipstick application. The thing is, I didn't need a professional to tell me this!
     
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    It just looks like one big ass tooth. Like Fred from Scooby Doo. Fucking monster.
     
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    I guess the answer is Beef and Wiggy employ Yes Men and Women who tell them what they want to hear, not what's good for them. Beef wants to be told she's a fashionista, is gorgeous, ageless and has a real talent for knowing what looks good. Wiggy wants to be told he's young-looking, hip and rock star cool. I wouldn't be surprised if SOMEONE in Wiggy's inner circle has tried to gently push him toward a more age-appropriate wardrobe, but he just wouldn't have it.
     
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    When you're rich, that's all the people you are going to have around you. If someone said something negative about either one, they would be persona non grata. No invite to pelican manor.
     
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    Beth would make a good MILF instead of trying to be a hot 15 year old
     
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    Hmmm. I know what would help: How about some crow's feet to go with her crow's feet?

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    And maybe some white, picket fences to go with her toothy, white picket fences:

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    She's an LA "0.0" but a Hunan province "6.5" maybe the plan was to turn her asian all along.
     
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    That's the thing. 90% of all plastic surgery ends up making the person look weirder than they look if they just aged gracefully. Look at people like Courtney Cox and Christa Miller and they went from beautiful women to bizarre freaks. Their faces don't even move anymore.
     
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    Don't you really hope their escort/beard/sugardaddy contract (or however they have it drawn up legally) lasts another 10 years?

    I gotta see pictures of them together in 10 years still pretending to be a couple.

    He's gonna be 70 and still have that oily jet black poodle wig on his head and she's gonna be 50 and look like a fucking Chinese space alien.

    Lmfao.
     
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