Beth can't believe she taught her kittens how to talk

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    bethostern
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    I can't believe I taught my nuggets how to talk! Volume up ❤️
     
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    Beth's parents probably feel the same way.
     
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    What I would do to be able to assess this cunty nitwit's intellectual functioning.
     
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    Somebody please make her a reservation at the mental hospital.
     
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    I'm telling you, Bellevue has a bed waiting just for Beef. And a litter box.
     
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    Is this a professional term? :dontknow:
    I'm not familiar with it.
     
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    So there are thousands of people dead and dying in Nepal, an NYPD officer dies today, and she's
    teaching her fucking kittens how to talk.
    OK.
     
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    IQ and related stuff. :)
     
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    Your eggs are rotten, Beth. Get some counseling.
     
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    wonder why she doesn't hire a social media adviser to make her sound funny & witty? the guy who handles the george takei accounts does a great job and has really helped his popularity.
     
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    Counseling would be the tip of the iceberg that is her brain.
     
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    They're not talking, dumbass.
    They're meowing in disgust 'cos you keep bugging
    the fuck out of them!
     
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    Looks about right.
     
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    Wait till they hit the beach and beth can teach the kitty to squat and then use its legs to cover up the mess.

    beth is amazing.