Beth can't open her mail because Buddy sitting on it

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Notice how she arranged it so the SAG letter was exposed. Must be her 2 cent royalty check from AGT.






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    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...take poison you cunt.
     
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    That's funny that people respond to her.:haha:
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Another stupid Buddy trick;





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    • suzancrowellSo funny that as glamorous as you are, you still have the same set-up as the rest of us -- bucket of litter, dustpan with whisk broom, stack of "sandwich bags" and scoop
    • juyah83@bethostern That is amazing! It's crazy how the other senses come alive when one or more are gone. But this is
     
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    Still no answers - what is she hiding?
     
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    jameslanza Well-Known Member

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    She must have been molested at 7 with that annoying little girl voice. Hit the fucken cat with a horse shoe and get your shit mail
     
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    Howard is in the other room opening up his male as well
     
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    If I EVER become a benevolent dictator .... Im tracking down all these bitches

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    Well, atleast she FINALLY got a hashtag correct..... #payattentiontome feels pretty appropriate for every single Instagram post of hers.
     
  10. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Notice the top envelope with the fancy font is addressed to Mr. Howard Stern and Beth OSTROSKY?

    It's an ugly name. Why keep it?
     
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    I'm sure Howard loves the fact that we know he deals with citibank, unless that's just junkmail.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    It's probably her monthly statement of Howard's payments to her account. She is after all an employee of 122 Productions.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    which page of the book will this be on?
     
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    Beth now listens to Howard's show? I'd love to know what her favorite bits are. (When Howard talks about masturbating to babysitter porn? About talking to his own shit in the bathroom? About being home alone most nights? Has he revived the Vietnam bit because Beth missed it when he did it daily back in the '90s?)
     
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    This is what Howard has to spend his whole day dealing with after he's done with the radio show.
     
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    I have no words.
    Stupid, calculating cunt.
     
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    Hmmm...:bigthink
    I think those words were PERFECT.
     
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    I've read her first book and am willing to co-author this one. :grad:


    Buddy smelled the sweet scent of wine in the air. He followed his nose down the long hallway that led to Girl Town.

    "I swear, you can see!" Beth shouted, surprising the eyeless kitten. Before Buddy knew what was going on, Beth had swooped him off the ground and placed him high atop a cat tree. "You're just in time for my latest Instogram post," Beth giggled. Her long fingers entered the passcode for her phone ...
     
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    That one is a reddot indian account... if you look at her info there is nothing there...
     
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