Beth can't pee, again!

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Apple had a rough day. She had surgery to remove a growth. She's resting comfortable on me and I have to pee so badly. #applefirst ❤️#goodnight
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Such a wonderful mommy.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    And the cat knows it.
    That's why she is staying there.
     
  4. Shart Garfunkel

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    Oh for fuck's sake. :facepalm:
     
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    Sounds like fun.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    I wish someone would remove the growth well call beefus.
     
  7. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    So weird about having the cats lay on it. I think that's really just odd.
    Moose knows how to use the tools on its camera that fixes the skin and brightens the eyes.:haha:

    Moooose did not grow up with pets. It behaves inappropriate around them.

    F mutt



    ******I just realized that cat is still wasted from anesthesia. Moooose sucks. Look at it exploit the situation.
     
  8. Thelma

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    Is that shapeless bulge supposed to be her implant?? :scratch:


    bethostern
    Apple had a rough day. She had surgery to remove a growth. She's resting comfortable on me and I have to pee so badly. #applefirst #goodnight

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    She's resting comfortable.
    :facepalm:

    Jesus christ, is English her first language?????
    So stupid. :coffee:
     
  10. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Dear god. Do NOT stare directly at the nostroes.

    :shitbricks:
     
  11. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Ummmm. The walking Dead has its OWN thread! Thank Yew!
    image.jpg
     
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    Those nostrils...
     
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    Jesus...a cat is not the equivalent of a baby Beth. You can put the cat down and use the bathroom. No one gives a shit anyway.
     
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    Fixed
     
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    Her eyes are pinned like a motherfucker! That birch been hittin the heroin again!
     
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    Her bladder is like... "I'm full, #mypurpose" :nojj:
     
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    It "majored" in it
     
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    Solid album.
     
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    Remember when Howard had that line of bullshit in the beginning, about her speaking five languages or something along those lines???? :D